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NEW YORK (AP) — Angela "Big Ang" Raiola, the raspy-voiced bar owner who gained fame on the reality TV series "Mob Wives," died early Thursday, nearly a year after being diagnosed with throat cancer. She was 55.
If you drive less than 50 miles per day, there is a way to pay less for auto insurance that few people realize. Are you overpaying?
A recent sonogram shows the tiny siblings holding hands inside their mom's womb.
MAYS LANDING, N.J. (AP) — A man pleaded guilty on Wednesday to killing his mother two days after he completed a 30-year prison sentence for killing a neighbor.
When Emma Gingerich left her Amish community in Eagleville, Missouri, she was 18 and had an eighth-grade education. She barely spoke English. The life that awaited most Amish women—one of cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing—never appealed to her. She wanted an education and the freedom to choose…
DEAR ABBY: At least "Renee in Oregon" (Sept. 10), who asked her adult daughters for their friends' phone numbers, cares enough to want someone to call if her adult children don't respond. I didn't regard her request as nosy or overbearing, simply so she'd have a "just in case" number. Renee's…
Just 2 days remain to enter for a shot at $5,000 A Week “Forever.”
Police say a Pennsylvania mom choked her 11-year-old son on Valentine's Day when he tried to stop her from putting his toddler sister outside in the snow amid subzero temperatures
Pope Francis, who is usually calm and accommodating with his admirers, clearly lost his temper with a person who pulled on him so hard that he fell onto a child on a wheel chair. Video footage showed that while the pope was walking at the edge of a crowd in an stadium, he stopped to greet children…
At least 500 rebels on Wednesday crossed the Turkish border heading for the Syrian town of Azaz in northern Aleppo province, a monitor said, where opposition forces have suffered setbacks at the hands of Kurdish forces. "At least 500 rebels have crossed the Bab al-Salam border crossing on their way…
This new military grade tactical flashlight is selling out like crazy. Limited supplies left - Act Fast!
A heart carved into red rock is drawing the attention of authorities in Arizona who are investigating to see if actress Vanessa Hudgens is the culprit. Hudgens posted a photo of the carving, bearing the names Vanessa and Austin, on her Instagram page Sunday but later removed it. The media brought…
Clinton had yet another massive coughing fit in public on Tuesday.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — While one Los Angeles police officer acted as a lookout in the front seat of a departmental car, a 19-year-old woman working as a drug informant was forced to perform oral sex on his partner in the back seat after being told, "You have to do what the police tell you to do," the…
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you own a home and pay more than $19/week for power, you better read this
A compelling argument for SPF 100.
Every year over the past decade, Sea Shepherd vessels out of Australia have shadowed the Japanese fleet to monitor the annual hunt and interfere with the killing of whales. The whalers have managed to evade Sea Shepherd by expanding their hunting grounds. “They have dramatically expanded their…
A town is in mourning over the deaths of two young newlyweds who were killed in a horrific car crash.
By Steve Holland and Emily Flitter CHARLESTON, S.C./SUMTER, S.C. (Reuters) - The Republican race for the party's 2016 presidential nomination erupted into a four-candidate crossfire on Wednesday over who has the proper experience and is the most conservative, days before South Carolina voters put…
Massachusetts Residents: Get Solar for as low as $0 Down + Free Installation + Rebates - See if you Qualify Here
Tori Smoyer, 32, was arrested with her husband Tuesday after state police say they found pot plants and drug paraphernalia in their Kentucky home.
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is looking to nominate a Supreme Court candidate who has enjoyed past Republican support, Vice President Joe Biden said, offering some of the first indications of the president's criteria in replacing the late Justice Antonin Scalia.
When Reilly Flaherty lost his wallet at a gig in Brooklyn, NY, he held on to a tiny shred of hope that he would see it - or at least all the hard-to-replace loyalty cards and ID - again. “Dear Reilly Flaherty,” it begins. “I found your wallet and your drivers license and your address so here’s your…