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There appears to be no love lost between Attorney General Eric Holder and one of his most pointed critics, Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke. “What’s up with the hat?” Holder asked Clarke during a meeting of sheriffs and police chiefs at the Marriott Hotel in Washington, D.C. late last…
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A locker room attendant for the New England Patriots tried to introduce an unapproved special teams football into last month's AFC Championship Game, the same game at the center of the "Deflategate" allegations, four sources familiar with the investigation told "Outside the Lines." One source said…
NEW YORK (AP) — The NBA is soaring higher than ever.
By David Ingram and Mica Rosenberg NEW YORK (Reuters) - President Barack Obama's administration faces a difficult and possibly lengthy legal battle to overturn a Texas court ruling that blocked his landmark immigration overhaul, since the judge based his decision on an obscure and unsettled area of…
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
Police in Carbondale, a small mountain town about 125 miles west of Denver, said the man was driving a Toyota 4Runner on Monday when he collided with a tractor-trailer. The driver, whose name has not been released, was initially treated at a local hospital, but due to the severity of his injuries…
UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Iraq's ambassador to the United Nations asked the U.N. Security Council on Tuesday to look at allegations that the Islamic State group is using organ harvesting as a way to finance its operations.
Wimbledon champion Petra Kvitova and former world number one Caroline Wozniacki both escaped from trouble when it seemed they might be on their way out of the Dubai Open on Tuesday. Kvitova was four times within a point of going a break down in the second set, having lost the first to an opponent…
JOHANNESBURG (AP) — The mother of one of the women accusing Bob Hewitt of rape testified Tuesday that her daughter is lying and was not abused as a minor by the former tennis star.
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Scuba divers have discovered the largest trove of gold coins ever found off Israel's Mediterranean coast -- about 2,000 pieces dating back more than 1,000 years, the country's antiquities authority said Tuesday. "The largest treasure of gold coins discovered in Israel was found in recent weeks on…
It is very safe to say that if Apple ever does release its own car, it’s going to look absolutely nothing like the minivan pictured at the top of this post. Why is that minivan so interesting, then? It’s one of several automobiles in Apple’s fleet of test vehicles that are being tested in public…
NEW YORK (AP) — The East was a two-team race at last year's trade deadline, and Larry Bird made the move he thought would win it.
Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko said on Wednesday the country's forces were carrying out a "planned and organized" departure from the town of Debaltseve which has been under siege by Russian-backed separatists for weeks. Speaking from a snowy airfield in Kiev before leaving for the front…
In a tell-all interview, CIA economist, Jim Rickards explains five catalysts that could send the American economy into a 25-year great depression.
Clad in a gray hooded wetsuit, Eric Billips straps on his scuba tank, grabs a pole spear and nods at his dive buddy as they step feet-first off the boat and disappear with a splash into sparkling blue waters off the Florida Keys. Billips, 42, speared his first lionfish six years ago and estimates…
By Nate Raymond NEW YORK (Reuters) - A U.S. prosecutor told jurors at the terrorism trial of accused al Qaeda operative Abid Naseer that his plan to bomb a shopping center in England in 2009 was described in a "chilling" letter recovered during the military raid that killed Osama bin Laden. In an…
The "American Sniper" court heard voice mail messages that accused killer Eddie Ray Routh left for Chris Kyle before they went on their fatal trip to a gun range.
Kurdish peshmerga forces have repulsed a major attack by the Islamic State jihadist group southwest of Iraqi Kurdistan's capital Arbil, officials said Wednesday. It lasted four hours and we killed 34 IS members," Sirwan Barzani, the local peshmerga commander, told AFP. He said around 300 jihadists…
While some fish are both delicious and nutritious, others are not very healthy at all. Here are a few fish that you should probably stop eating.
Twin 15-month-old sisters were found unresponsive in a bathtub in Pearland today; one of those twins has died. The other's on life-support.
(Reuters) - The owner of a mountain cabin razed during a deadly standoff involving a fugitive former Los Angeles police officer will be paid $200,000, the San Bernardino County Sun newspaper reported on Tuesday. Candace Martin and her son Eric Funnell settled their July 2013 claims against San…
The U.S. News Short List, separate from our overall rankings, is a regular series that magnifies individual data points in hopes of providing students and parents a way to find which undergraduate or graduate programs excel or have room to grow in specific areas. Be sure to explore The Short List:…