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SEDONA, Ariz. (AP) — A heart carved into red rock is drawing the attention of authorities in Arizona who are investigating to see if actress Vanessa Hudgens is the culprit.
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Pope Francis, who is usually calm and accommodating with his admirers, clearly lost his temper with a person who pulled on him so hard that he fell onto a child on a wheel chair. Video footage showed that while the pope was walking at the edge of a crowd in an stadium, he stopped to greet children…
Police say a Pennsylvania mom choked her 11-year-old son on Valentine's Day when he tried to stop her from putting his toddler sister outside in the snow amid subzero temperatures
A Virginia woman whose son's remains were found in her car more than 10 years after he was last seen alive has been charged with murder in his death
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Donald Trump told South Carolina voters Tuesday to be wary of aircraft giant Boeing opening a plane finishing plant in China, saying he would not let it happen if he were president. "Be careful" because Beijing is "making Boeing build this massive plant in China" in order to secure orders, Trump…
A woman dining with her girlfriend on Valentine's Day decided to fight back against homophobic comments the couple endured during what was supposed to be a romantic dinner. According to a Facebook post from Ellie Parker, she and her girlfriend were dining at a Hibachi-style steak restaurant in…
William Ritchie, the former head of investigations in Washington, D.C., said he was stunned no autopsy was ordered.
Anja Ringgren Lovén, an aid worker from Denmark, shared the photos to Facebook, saying, “Thousands of children are being accused of being witches and we’ve both seen torture of children, dead children and frightened children.
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He thinks the senator's campaign represents a new era.
The filing came after the FBI on Friday said it was working with the Burns Paiute Tribe to identify damage to the tribe's artifacts and sacred burial grounds at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge during the six-week occupation. Evidence teams began processing the crime scenes at the refuge on…
PITTSGROVE TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) — A former Miss America contestant has been critically injured in a car crash on a New Jersey highway.
Honey Boo Boo's mom has slimmed down from a size 28 to a 16.
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By Daren Butler ISTANBUL (Reuters) - The rapid advance of U.S.-backed Kurdish fighters in northern Syria, taking advantage of Russian air strikes to seize territory near the Turkish border, has infuriated Ankara and threatened to drive a wedge between NATO allies. Washington has long seen the…
"What the fuck is it?" They're the words written by Ethan Tippa on his Facebook page when he posted about this mysterious sea creature found in Swansea, on the New South Wales Central Coast in Australia on Monday. See also: Buddy the blue heeler fulfilling bucket list in final weeks of life The…
I worked at a small independent record label some years back as an executive assistant to the president of the North American branch. With the headquarters in London, our office had only about 10 people total and only one other person apart from myself was a woman. My boss, who I'll call C, ...
A killer is on the loose in Dayton, Ohio: Police say Brittany Russell, 29, was shot in the head while in her car outside an apartment complex, with her 6-month-old daughter in the backseat. An officer tells the Dayton Daily News that the child was uninjured, but “her saving grace” was that the car…
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Vanity, a Prince protege who renounced her sexy stage persona to become a Christian minister, has died. She was 57.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...