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Anja Ringgren Lovén, an aid worker from Denmark, shared the photos to Facebook, saying, “Thousands of children are being accused of being witches and we’ve both seen torture of children, dead children and frightened children.
The simplest way to fall asleep fast and stay asleep all night.
"What the fuck is it?" They're the words written by Ethan Tippa on his Facebook page when he posted about this mysterious sea creature found in Swansea, on the New South Wales Central Coast in Australia on Monday. See also: Buddy the blue heeler fulfilling bucket list in final weeks of life The…
DEAR ABBY: My sister-in-law has asked me to pay for repairs to the passenger seat of her car. She was picking up my 9-year-old to stay the night, and when he got inside, he moved the seat forward to better fit his stature. She got upset and said, "The seat was broken. We had it set just right for…
Pope John Paul II had a close relationship with a married woman which lasted over 30 years according to letters which feature in a documentary being shown by the BBC on Monday. The documentary does not claim he broke his vow of celibacy with Polish-born philosopher and writer Anna-Teresa…
The family of a missing doctor are said to be “devastated” by her disappearance.
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SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea's president warned Tuesday that rival North Korea faces collapse if it doesn't abandon its nuclear bomb program, an unusually strong broadside that will likely infuriate Pyongyang.
Over the past few years, Ronda Rousey has been a major force in helping women's sports take a giant leap forward. Her latest move doesn't exactly help that cause, but it definitely draws more attention to her. So there's that. The former UFC champ posed (again) for Sports Illustrated's upcoming…
Eight-time world boxing champion Manny Pacquiao apologised on Tuesday for describing homosexuals as "worse than animals" after his remarks sparked a firestorm of criticism in his native Philippines. Please forgive me for those I've hurt," Pacquiao said in a video post on Instagram, his arms…
Since the company decided to offer their premium service for free, millions of Netflix clients are cancelling their subscriptions and moving to this.
SAO PAULO (AP) — Brazilian authorities have blocked assets of Barcelona star Neymar, including a yacht, a jet and several properties worth almost $50 million.
Three Ukrainian servicemen have been killed and seven wounded in fighting with pro-Russian separatists in the past 24 hours, the Ukrainian military said on Tuesday, reporting the highest daily casualty toll since mid-November. A year-old ceasefire deal has failed to stop violence in Ukraine's…
There's no pure happiness like a polar bear experiencing snow for the first time. The Toronto Zoo shared photos of its 3-month-old polar bear frolicking in the freshly fallen powder on Friday. The cub looked incredibly pleased to be playing in the frozen tundra. See also: This polar bear's…
HANOI, Vietnam (AP) — Four prison guards in northern Vietnam have been suspended for alleged negligence after a female inmate, on death row for drug trafficking, became pregnant, which means her death sentence will be commuted to life in prison once her child is born, state media reported Tuesday.
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Brad Holmes is in hot water after pranking his girlfriend with a fake proposal on Valentine's Day.
CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — George W. Bush never mentioned Donald Trump. But with his folksy touch, the former president unleashed a tough takedown Monday of the billionaire businessman who has upended a Republican Party his family has long led.
Pitbull busts out an energetic, surprising, and dance-filled performance at the Grammys.
A woman who was angry about her haircut is alleged to have returned to the barbers shortly after and attempted to open fire – only for her gun to jam.
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you own a home and pay more than $19/week for power, you better read this
Turkish warplanes repeatedly entered Greek airspace on Monday, the state ANA news agency said, as NATO prepared to deploy ships to the Aegean Sea against migrant smugglers. The Athens News Agency said six warplanes and a navy transport plane had carried out over 20 violations of Greek national…
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It looks like AT&T is done messing around. The carrier on Monday announced that starting right now it will offer up to $650 in credits per line to customers who are switching from other carriers. The process for getting these credits is pretty simple: Buy a new phone through AT&T Next, activate…