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In one of the most highly-anticipated moments of "Saturday Night Live's" 40th anniversary special, Eddie Murphy returned to "SNL" for the first time in 30 years. The appearance lasted exactly 73 seconds.
In a tell-all interview, CIA economist, Jim Rickards explains five catalysts that could send the American economy into a 25-year great depression.
PHOENIX (AP) — Kayla Mueller was in a detention cell in Syria, face to face with her boyfriend who was posing as her husband. Had she told her captors she was married to Omar Alkhani, she might have been freed from the hands of Islamic State militants, he said. Instead, she denied being his wife.
By Omar Fahmy and Yara Bayoumy CAIRO (Reuters) - Egypt's air force bombed Islamic State targets inside Libya on Monday, a day after the group released a video showed the beheading of 21 Egyptians there, marking an escalation in Cairo's battle against militants. It was the first time Egypt confirmed…
(Reuters) - A New Jersey woman was found frozen to death in the snow near her home on Sunday morning, authorities said. Olivia Benito, 66, had stopped by a neighbor's house for drinks after they left a benefit event at an Elks Club in Lakewood, New Jersey, Al Della Fave, spokesman for the Ocean…
CORBIN, Ky. (AP) — Friends and relatives of a 16-year-old boy killed in a shootout with police in Maryland struggled to understand how the faithful churchgoer and high school ROTC student could end up as the suspect in the slaying of his parents and younger sister in Kentucky.
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
NEW YORK (AP) — Ariana Grande's NBA All-Star performance wasn't a slam dunk, but more like a layup: It was good, but you won't remember it tomorrow.
Two Australian drug traffickers will be transferred this week to an Indonesian high-security prison before their execution by firing squad, with several other foreigners to follow, the attorney-general's office said Monday. Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott vowed earlier to pursue all legal…
Finding the person who shot and killed a Las Vegas mother of four after an apparent road rage incident is a top priority for police, a spokeswoman said today.
While some fish are both delicious and nutritious, others are not very healthy at all. Here are a few fish that you should probably stop eating.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A scorpion stung a woman on the hand just before her flight from Los Angeles to Portland took off.
MADRID (AP) — An American youth is recovering in the intensive-care unit of a hospital in western Salamanca after being savagely gored during a bullfighting festival celebrating Carnival, officials said Sunday.
Some school districts are sending students home early Monday as snow, wintry mix, and rain all expected tonight into tomorrow
A government-held town in east Ukraine sandwiched between two rebel-controlled areas came under heavy shelling on Monday, a day after the start of a ceasefire that Russian-backed separatists say does not apply there. A Reuters correspondent at Vuhlehirsk, about 10 km (6 miles) to the west of…
We all take photos of our families at different times in our lives, but these people managed to capture the hilarity & awkwardness that happens.
Anthony Graves was 26 in 1992 when he was arrested for murdering six people in Somerville, Texas, outside Houston. The conditions in which these inmates live “impose such severe deprivations” that they leave prisoners “mentally damaged,” and they are more likely to commit crimes again once they are…
Tens of thousands of people defied a thunderstorm to pack Rio's Sambadrome as elite dance schools paraded in dazzling costumes and revelers shed inhibitions at street parties. An estimated crowd of more than 72,000, from great-grandmothers to babes in arms, on Sunday swayed and cheered on their…
IUKA, Miss. (AP) — A man was killed and a police officer was injured after what began as a traffic pursuit ended with an exchange of gunfire inside a Wal-Mart store in northeastern Mississippi, authorities said Sunday.
Commentary: Lieberman worked with insurers to eliminate 'public option'.
A new site has made it easy to find out the truth about the people you already know and people you meet! Simply type in a name and select a state!
On Presidents Day 2015, Constitution Daily looks at two “what if” scenarios that would have given us 10 different Presidents through history. What factor would have given us Samuel Tilden, Willie Mangum or Aaron Burr as the nation’s leader.
Cairo launched air strikes against Islamic State group targets in Libya on Monday after the jihadists posted a video showing the decapitation of 21 Egyptian Christians. Egypt said a "tough intervention" was needed and with France called on the UN Security Council to "take new measures" against the…
The controversial fantasy romance "Fifty Shades of Grey" lands ahead of "Kingsman: The Secret Service" and the previous week's leader "Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge Out of Water" at the worldwide box office for the weekend ending February 15.