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Over the past few years, Ronda Rousey has been a major force in helping women's sports take a giant leap forward. Her latest move doesn't exactly help that cause, but it definitely draws more attention to her. So there's that. The former UFC champ posed (again) for Sports Illustrated's upcoming…
If you make frequent bathroom trips, here's a simple change to get relief.
A woman who was angry about her haircut is alleged to have returned to the barbers shortly after and attempted to open fire – only for her gun to jam.
A young girl has died in Australia after being bitten by a feared brown snake, officials said on Monday, a rare fatality even though the country is home to some of the planet's deadliest species. The death of the six-year-old prompted emergency services to warn people to be on their guard against…
Blacktip sharks are swarming past a popular stretch of beach on Florida's packed Atlantic coast.
Pope John Paul II had a close relationship with a married woman which lasted over 30 years, according to letters which feature in a documentary being shown by the BBC on Monday. While the documentary does not claim he broke his vow of celibacy with Polish-born philosopher and writer Anna-Teresa…
Since the company decided to offer their premium service for free, millions of Netflix clients are cancelling their subscriptions and moving to this.
By Rujun Shen SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Any move by China to fly jet fighters from runways on its new man-made islands in the disputed South China Sea would be destabilizing and would not deter U.S. flights over the area, a senior U.S. naval officer said on Monday. Vice Admiral Joseph Aucoin, the…
DEAR ABBY: I have been working for four years. I need to work to help my husband financially. However, over the last few months, I've felt torn about not being a stay-at-home mom.My grandmother, who is in her 70s, has been taking care of my son full time while I work, but her health isn't the…
DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — The driver of a wrong-way car that killed five, including himself, in an Ohio interstate crash was jailed just over a day earlier on suspicion of drunken driving, records show.
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you own a home and pay more than $19/week for power, you better read this
The sparse expanse of South Dakota are a long way away from the coastal shores of Australia, but a letter is forging a mysterious connection between the two. Reddit user rhymnocerous claims to have found this letter in an abandoned house located in the midwestern U.S. state. Posted online on…
A farmer in Australia who lives "in the middle of nowhere" got a creepy treat over the weekend when he came upon a dead snake dangling like a titanic trophy from the web of a daddy longlegs. "When I walked out to the shed on Sunday and saw this brown snake strung up by a daddy longlegs in its web,…
U.S. Court of Appeals judge Sri Srinivasan looks like the frontrunner for the empty SCOTUS seat.
A group of five skiiers had an unexpected encounter while skiing on the slopes of Gulmarg in India's northern state of Jammu and Kashmir, when they came across a crouching snow leopard. See also: Skier whirls iPhone around, creating dizzying downhill footage “OK – so the story is we skied our first…
After his friends were robbed, an engineer at Harvard discovered a serious problem in the home security industry. So He Built Something New.
Authorities found "luxury cells" with aquariums, portable saunas and even a bar at a Mexican prison where 49 inmates were killed in a brawl, officials said Sunday. The warden and superintendent of the Topo Chico prison in the northern industrial city of Monterrey, Nuevo Leon state, were arrested…
By Mariam Karouny BEIRUT (Reuters) - While Russian fighter planes pound rebel positions on the battlefield in Syria, Russian military strategists are playing a far more subtle role in support of President Bashar al-Assad. Several sources - on both sides of the battle lines - have told Reuters in…
DEAR ABBY: I am a 34-year-old male who reads your column regularly. I usually see people asking for advice about their concerns, so I figured I would send you something different.My wife and I have been married three months now, after living together for a year. Prior to that, we dated exclusively…
Officials say Spitzer and the 25-year-old woman had 'some sort of romantic relationship' for about two years. Officials believe that they may have been breaking up, and that is what led to the spat.
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Honda is scheduled to launch the new Accord in Thailand later this month. While that’s well and good for the Japanese automaker who enjoys good presence in the Thai market, it also means that it won’t be too long before the new Accord hits the Indian market. Honda India has already shown the new…
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — Federal and local authorities declared a suspicious device found on a rental car at Albuquerque's airport to be safe Sunday and are now launching investigations into how it got there.
Two men died over the weekend in a car crash that set off a series of collisions involving 16 cars on a foggy Central California highway, authorities said