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LAS VEGAS (AP) — A mother teaching her 14-year-old daughter to drive was shot in the head and was not expected to survive after an apparent road-rage attack by an angry driver who followed them to their Las Vegas home, the woman's husband said Friday.
We all take photos of our families at different times in our lives, but these people managed to capture the hilarity & awkwardness that happens.
It’s Valentine’s Day, America — the day of the year when we celebrate the glory of romantic love. And what better form of celebration than to have a math teacher read a filthy, raunchy, embarrassingly sexually explicit poem aloud, right there in class, at a taxpayer-funded public high school?
Outgoing senior Obama adviser John Podesta reflected on his latest White House stint Friday, listing his favorite moments and biggest regrets from the past year. Chief among them: depriving the American people of the truth about UFOs.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday urged European Jews to move to Israel after a Jewish man was killed in an attack outside Copenhagen's main synagogue. "Israel is your home. We are preparing and calling for the absorption of mass immigration from Europe," Netanyahu said in a…
ST. LOUIS (AP) — A plane carrying the Mississippi State men's basketball players made an emergency landing in St. Louis when one of its engines failed, and a spokesman said Sunday the team plans to take a bus home.
While some fish are both delicious and nutritious, others are not very healthy at all. Here are a few fish that you should probably stop eating.
Reality star Kim Kardashian, rapper husband Kanye West and their toddler daughter North West were guests of honor at Alexander Wang's heavy metal meets gothic grunge at New York Fashion Week. Paparazzi swooped on the family, in particular baby North, who was kitted out in a custom-made Wang skirt…
A senior pro-Russian separatist commander said on Sunday that, despite a ceasefire, rebels have the right to fire on the town of Debaltseve in east Ukraine as it is "our territory." The truce between government troops and rebels came into force at midnight. The Ukrainian military have since…
Millions of Australians are "sickened" by the imminent execution of two of its citizens by Indonesia, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said on Sunday, warning of a tough diplomatic response. His comments came as the families of Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran made emotional last-gasp pleas to Indonesian…
When Janice Ruhter and Jerry Rice bought their house in San Diego's Carmel Valley neighborhood, they thought it was a dream home, but now they are scared to live there.
Movie or television sets can be hostile places if stars don't get along. These co-stars have sworn to never work together again.
Last month the U.S. Navy tested a new way to guide long-range cruise missiles to hit moving targets accurately — in this case, by handing control of an airborne Tomahawk to an F/A-18 Super Hornet, which guided the missile to strike a moving ship. During the test conducted of the coast of San…
A brave 5-year-old boy proposed to six Disney princesses, one fairy and a queen while on a recent trip to Walt Disney World with his mom.
Amanda Knox, the American whose trial and conviction for the murder of a young British student in Italy made her a household name, is getting married, a US newspaper reported. She recently became engaged to Colin Sutherland, a 27-year-old musician she has known since high school, the Seattle Times…
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
OZAROW MAZOWIECKI, Poland (AP) — The presidential candidate for Poland's main left-wing party on Saturday criticized what she called the Polish government's antagonistic attitude to Russia, saying she would be willing to speak directly to Russian President Vladimir Putin.
A sophisticated global cyberattack struck more than 100 banks in 30 countries stealing hundreds of millions of dollars, The New York Times reported Saturday. Citing a soon to be released report from computer security company Kaspersky Lab, the newspaper said the attack involved malicious software…
By Se Young Lee SEOUL (Reuters) - LG Electronics Inc's home appliances chief has been indicted on a charge of deliberately damaging Samsung Electronics Co Ltd washing machines, escalating the feud between South Korea's top consumer electronics companies. A LG Electronics spokeswoman confirmed on…
London's flamboyant mayor Boris Johnson plans to renounce his US citizenship to prove his "commitment to Britain", the Sunday Times reported, although he denied suggestions he wanted to become prime minister during last week's visit to the US. The mop-haired Johnson, who was born in New York in…
One emerging technology has Warren Buffett himself admitting that there's a serious threat to his empire.
Grecia the toucan lost half his beak in January when a group of teenagers beat him with a wooden block. The bird, who lived in the Costa Rican town of Grecia, was taken to a local vet after being attacked by “a gang of rowdy youths,” reported Agence France-Presse.
Two members of an Al Qaeda-linked group were killed in clashes with troops in the southern Philippines on Sunday, a military spokeswoman said. Three soldiers and two militants were wounded in the fighting that erupted before dawn in the jungles of Basilan island, Captain Rowena Muyuela told AFP.…
As NBC conducts its official investigation of Brian Williams' reporting, the media is taking its own microscope to the storied anchor's stories.