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Outgoing senior Obama adviser John Podesta reflected on his latest White House stint Friday, listing his favorite moments and biggest regrets from the past year. Chief among them: depriving the American people of the truth about UFOs.
In a tell-all interview, CIA economist, Jim Rickards explains five catalysts that could send the American economy into a 25-year great depression.
Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber submitted his resignation on Friday, just one month into his record fourth term in office. Kitzhaber's fate was all but sealed Thursday, after Secretary of State Kate Brown issued a statement describing his behavior, accurately, as "bizarre," top Democrats called on…
Last month the U.S. Navy tested a new way to guide long-range cruise missiles to hit moving targets accurately — in this case, by handing control of an airborne Tomahawk to an F/A-18 Super Hornet, which guided the missile to strike a moving ship. During the test conducted of the coast of San…
FALL RIVER, Mass. (AP) — The New England Patriots were alerted within hours that police wanted to talk to tight end Aaron Hernandez after a body was found not far from his house, a detective testified Friday, elaborating during often snippy exchanges with the defense in Hernandez's murder trial.
Perhaps Friday the 13th wasn't the best day to stage a leap into New York's Genesee River. Patch, who was born around 1800, lived before Friday the 13th superstitions were prevalent.
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this...
Ferocious rebel bombardments Saturday were levelling the key government-held town of Debaltseve in east Ukraine, hours before a ceasefire was due to start, the local police boss said. "The rebels are destroying the town of Debaltseve. The town is in flames," pro-Kiev police chief Vyacheslav…
Act 1: Odd things began happening to Jerry Rice and Janice Ruhter, like their home being advertised for sale.
NEW YORK (AP) — Little League phenom Mo'ne Davis was so impressive on a basketball court she momentarily silenced trash-talking "Wedding Ringer" star Kevin Hart.
Iran's supreme leader has sent a secret but noncommittal letter to US President Barack Obama in response to American overtures, amid talks to strike a nuclear accord, The Wall Street Journal reported. The newspaper cited an Iranian diplomat as saying Ayatollah Ali Khamenei had written to Obama in…
We all take photos of our families at different times in our lives, but these people managed to capture the hilarity & awkwardness that happens.
As NBC conducts its official investigation of Brian Williams' reporting, the media is taking its own microscope to the storied anchor's stories.
WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS, Ohio (AP) — A team of police officers and government agents surrounded a house early Friday and arrested a man they suspect killed three people and injured three others in a barbershop shooting last week, officials said.
By Mary Wisniewski CHICAGO (Reuters) - Chicago officials on Friday started collecting the lawn chairs, card tables and other items placed on city streets by residents who sought to reserve their parking spaces - a controversial winter custom known as "dibs." Some residents of the third-largest U.S.…
When it comes to finding the cheapest airfare, the magic number is 47. According to the number crunchers at CheapAir.com, travelers in the US can save an average of $201 per ticket if they purchase their domestic flight ticket on the optimal day, versus the most expensive day. At a minimum,…
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
For someone once bestowed with the luxury of infallibility, former Pope Benedict XVI is having a unique retirement. Two years after his unprecedented withdrawal from the papacy—well, unprecedented for the last 600 years at least—the erstwhile Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger's resignation remains the…
Iraqi soldiers backed by US-led coalition aircraft repelled an attack Friday by the Islamic State group on a base where hundreds of US troops are training local security forces, officials said. "The Iraqi Security Forces (ISF) supported by Coalition surveillance assets defeated the attack (on…
NEW YORK (AP) — With Beyonce, Rihanna and Diddy among the front-row celebrity royalty, Kanye West rolled out his Yeezy Boost shoe line for Adidas on Thursday as his baby North fussed in mama Kim Kardashian's arms next to a stone-faced Anna Wintour.
Whether you're running an Ironman or walking laps at the mall, current guidelines on protein intake just aren't enough to keep you healthy -- especially if you're over 50.
A new site has made it easy to find out the truth about the people you already know and people you meet! Simply type in a name and select a state!
Here it is: Jon Stewart is leaving the the "The Daily Show" because he sees the future of the Democratic Party, and it isn't pretty, and he wants no part of it.
MADISON, Alabama (AP) — A man from India who was slammed to the ground by a police officer had been singled out by police after a caller said a "skinny black guy" with a toboggan hat was walking in the neighborhood and peering into garages, recordings show.