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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — An Alabama woman convicted of capital murder in the running death of her 9-year-old granddaughter died Friday less than a year into her life-without-parole sentence for the killing.
If you drive less than 50 miles per day, there is a way to pay less for auto insurance that few people realize. Are you overpaying?
Rebekah Gregory, who lost a leg in the attack, has found love again with Chris Varney.
LONDON (AP) — British health authorities announced Thursday they have issued criminal charges against the producers of Star Wars: The Force Awakens over an on-set accident in which Harrison Ford broke his leg.
A new British Army tank comes with such a huge range of tools that it’s been described as a ‘Swiss Army Knife’.
Russia has dispatched a new ship armed with cruise missiles to the Mediterranean, the navy announced Saturday, as reports said it is bound for Syria. The Zelyony Dol, a patrol ship armed with Kalibr cruise missiles that only joined the Black Sea fleet in December, departed for the Mediterranean,…
DEAR ABBY: I am 18 and in my sophomore year of college. A month ago, my family went through some major hardships. It came out that "Uncle Mark" has been cheating on my aunt for years and is moving his mistress to our area. They have two children, a son in elementary school and a daughter, "Dana,"…
A mother accused of doing nothing as her boyfriend beat her 4-year-old daughter to death has been sentenced to four to eight years in prison
Students at Burleson High School in Texas threw Simpler a surprise birthday party after he told them he hadn't had a birthday cake in a decade.
Since the company decided to offer their premium service for free, millions of Netflix clients are cancelling their subscriptions and moving to this.
Donald Trump is rolling along and gaining momentum. Sen. Ted Cruz (R) of Texas is a fairly distant second at 19.6 percent, with Sen. Marco Rubio (R) of Florida is third at 14.6. There hasn’t been a lot of polling in the Palmetto State but these results are consistent with polls conducted prior to…
Two teenage girls died Friday at a high school in Arizona in what police called a murder-suicide. The 15-year-olds, described as close friends and in a relationship, were found lying next to each other under a covered patio near the cafeteria at Independence High School, near Phoenix, police said…
By John Irish MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - China will back a U.N. Security Council resolution to make North Korea "pay the necessary price" for recent rocket launches, its foreign minister told Reuters on Friday, adding the goal was to get Pyongyang back to the negotiating table. Wang Yi also said…
If you haven't been keeping up with the news, a number of very reliable reporters have said that Apple is planning to hold its next big event in March. A brand new iPhone that will potentially be called the iPhone 5se will be unveiled at the event, but Apple is also apparently ready to update its…
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you own a home and pay more than $19/week for power, you better read this
The Burmese python has worn out its welcome, and its time is nigh. For the second time since 2013, Florida wildlife officials are inviting people near and far to search for Burmese pythons (Python bivittatus) in the Everglades. Depending on where they spot the invasive species, participants can…
HALF MOON BAY, Calif. (AP) — Northern Californian Nic Lamb won the prestigious big-wave surfing contest known as the Titans of Mavericks Friday.
Does marijuana smoke have the same effect as tobacco on your precious lungs?
GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) — The Latest on a shooting at a high school in a Phoenix suburb (all times local):
Before you pay your next mortgage you should see this. Millions of homeowners are already amazed. If your bank knew you did this, they'd freak!
GOP front-runner Donald Trump issued a warning on Friday to his nearest rival Ted Cruz after the Texas senator’s campaign began running advertisements alleging the billionaire real estate mogul’s misuse of eminent domain. If Cruz persists with the ads, Trump says he’s going to sue — not over the…