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NEW YORK (AP) — With Beyonce, Rihanna and Diddy among the front-row celebrity royalty, Kanye West rolled out his Yeezy Boost shoe line for Adidas on Thursday as his baby North fussed in mama Kim Kardashian's arms next to a stone-faced Anna Wintour.
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
The couple’s prenuptial excitement is likely marred by anxiety about Knox’s latest pending appeal.
By Peg McEntee PROVO, Utah (Reuters) - A Utah mother pleaded guilty on Thursday to charges she murdered six of her newborn infants over the course of a decade and stuffed their bodies into cardboard boxes in the garage of her home. Megan Huntsman, 39, who will be sentenced on April 20, had…
WASHINGTON (AP) — A month into their newfound control of both chambers of Congress, it wasn't supposed to be like this for Republicans. Instead of advancing a conservative agenda and showing voters they can govern, they are confronting the very real possibility of a shutdown of the Homeland…
For someone once bestowed with the luxury of infallibility, former Pope Benedict XVI is having a unique retirement. Two years after his unprecedented withdrawal from the papacy—well, unprecedented for the last 600 years at least—the erstwhile Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger's resignation remains the…
A new site has made it easy to find out the truth about the people you already know and people you meet! Simply type in a name and select a state!
European powers warned Russia it risked fresh sanctions if a ceasefire deal aimed at ending the 10-month war between Ukraine troops and pro-Moscow rebels was not implemented. The agreement to end the nearly year-long conflict, which has killed thousands and ratcheted East-West tensions to highs not…
ATLANTA (AP) — Bobbi Kristina Brown, daughter of the late Whitney Houston and the only child between Houston and ex-husband Bobby Brown, has been hospitalized since she was found unresponsive in a bathtub at her suburban Atlanta home on Jan. 31.
A drunk driving collision caused major damage, but the first badge on the scene was the one carried by the drunk driver who caused the accident.
Those infected generally develop bubonic plague—exhibiting swollen lymph nodes and flu-like symptoms—or, if it spreads to the lungs, the deadlier advanced form, pneumonic plague. Steamboats from India carried plague to Madagascar in 1898. What makes the recent outbreak there particularly troubling…
Apple's next big thing might not be what you expect, but there could be a unique way for you to profit from it.
PEBBLE BEACH, Calif. (AP) — Sunshine is always a pleasant surprise at Pebble Beach, and Thursday brought a real stunner: John Daly was near the top of the leaderboard.
By Jon Herskovitz STEPHENVILLE, Texas (Reuters) - The former Navy SEAL whose best-selling autobiography was turned into the hit movie "American Sniper" was found dead at a rural Texas shooting range, the only loaded weapon within reach a 1911-style semiautomatic pistol, a Texas Ranger told a court…
Bolstered by the Lebanese Shiite militant group Hezbollah and its patrons in Tehran, the Syrian Army continued its rapid advance into southern Syria today, inching closer to the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights. "Regime troops and their Hezbollah-led allies are advancing in the area linking Daraa,…
Here it is: Jon Stewart is leaving the the "The Daily Show" because he sees the future of the Democratic Party, and it isn't pretty, and he wants no part of it.
While some fish are both delicious and nutritious, others are not very healthy at all. Here are a few fish that you should probably stop eating.
By Kim Palmer CLEVELAND (Reuters) - An Ohio man accused of killing his infant son when he hit him with a coffee cup during a quarrel with the child's mother is being held on a $2 million bond after a court hearing on Thursday, prosecutors said. Anthony Grove, 33, pleaded not guilty to murder,…
Almost 200 pilot whales stranded themselves Friday on a New Zealand beach renowned as a deathtrap for the marine mammals, conservation officials said. At least 24 whales from the pod of 198 that beached themselves at Farewell Spit had died and rescue workers were trying to refloat the survivors,…
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Team owner Tony Stewart has a contingency plan in place should Kurt Busch be unable to drive this season because of his legal troubles.
Everyone always assumed that these starlets were the good girls in Hollywood, but it turns out they have some skeletons in their closets, too!
An influential Iranian general who has reportedly been near the front line against the Islamic State group was quoted Thursday saying the jihadists are "nearing the end of their lives". General Qassem Suleimani, the once rarely seen commander of the powerful Quds Force, has become the public face…
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. (AP) — Authorities have wanted to put Hugo Selenski away on murder charges ever since they searched his northeastern Pennsylvania yard in 2003 and found the bodies of a missing pharmacist, the pharmacist's girlfriend, and at least three other sets of human remains.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Twenty-two U.S. Marines were injured on Thursday in a training exercise at Twentynine Palms military base in Southern California, when a fire extinguisher system accidentally discharged inside an amphibious vehicle, officials said. The Marines who needed medical treatment…