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By Bernie Woodall CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee (Reuters) - U.S. Senator Bob Corker of Tennessee said on Wednesday he has been "assured" that if workers at the Volkswagen AG plant in his hometown of Chattanooga reject United Auto Worker representation, the company will reward the plant with a new product…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Texas Sen. Ted Cruz sat with eyes glued to his mobile device as the chaos he provoked ensnared his Republican leaders on the Senate floor.
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By Greg Torode HONG KONG (Reuters) - When Philippine President Benigno Aquino compared China to the Germany of 1938 and called for global support as his country battles Beijing's claims in the South China Sea, he put the focus on a case that Manila has filed in an international court. The…
Armed forces chief of staff General Hassan Firouzabadi has warned the Islamic republic's arch-foes that Iran is prepared for a "decisive battle" if attacked, Fars news agency reported on Wednesday. "We are ready for the decisive battle with America and the Zionist regime (Israel)," Fars quoted…
Administrators on the main campus of Rutgers University in New Brunswick, N.J. have suspended a renowned anthropology professor because he told students that he knows nothing about the subject matter in a course school officials assigned him to teach. The professor, Robert Trivers, had objected to…
Detectives read Philip Seymour Hoffman's journals to see if they contained suicidal thoughts or chronicles of drug activites.
Snow and sleet are falling on the East Coast — from North Carolina to New England — a day after sleet, snow and ice bombarded the Southeast. Here's a sampling of what the latest round of winter weather is bringing:
WESTMINSTER, Calif. (AP) — Two women accused of pummeling and kicking a 23-year-old woman who died after a fight outside a California nightclub that was captured on cellphone videos were ordered Tuesday to stand trial on murder charges.
NEW YORK (AP) — Scientists say they've taken a key step toward harnessing nuclear fusion as a new way to generate power, an idea that has been pursued for decades.
The castaway who survived 13 months adrift in the Pacific cried for help as several ships passed by during his ordeal, ignoring his pleas. As Salvadoran Health Minister Maria Isabel Rodriguez relayed a new chapter in Jose Salvador Alvarenga's amazing tale Wednesday, the fisherman urged journalists…
The city of Aleppo was quickly falling out of the hands of antigovernment rebels, and it was my job to get into the city and tell the story. Along with a photographer and a security adviser, we sneaked across the Turkish border and made our way into a city where conditions were quickly…
By Eric M. Johnson SEATTLE (Reuters) - Construction workers digging in a Seattle neighborhood have found the curved tusk of a mammoth, an ancient elephant relative that inhabited North America at least 10,000 years ago during the Ice Age. Seattle's Burke Museum of Natural History and Culture said…
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ABC News’ Rich McHugh reports: Imagine growing up as an adopted child, and at age 25 getting at Facebook message from a stranger who looks exactly like you. That’s what happened to Samantha Futerman, an actress living in Los Angeles. “On February 1st, 2013, I...
For the last six weeks, those living in India’s northeast states have been looking over their shoulders whenever they venture outside: Since Dec. 29, a tigress has killed 10 people, eluding determined hunters at every step of its murderous spree. Unfortunately, this relocation program didn’t come…
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Many Jerusalem residents believe not only that the Messiah will return, but that his arrival is imminent – so imminent they have taken legal precautions to ensure they can return to Jerusalem immediately upon his return. In apartment contracts around the city, there are clauses stipulating what…