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This edition was generated on Sat Feb 13 08:45:01 EST 2010
MARJAH, Afghanistan – Thousands of U.S. Marines and Afghan soldiers stormed the Taliban stronghold of Marjah by air and ground Saturday, meeting only scattered resistance but facing a daunting thicket of bombs and booby traps that slowed the allied advance through the town. Full Story »
WHISTLER, British Columbia – Fast and frightening, yes. Responsible for the death of a luger, no. Full Story »
TOKYO – As pressure intensifies for Toyota's chief to testify before Congress about the automaker's safety lapses, Japanese political leaders and experts worry that the problem — if handled poorly — could damage ties between the two nations. Full Story »