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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A judge cleared the way Thursday for a New Mexico teenager who shot and killed his parents and three younger siblings to be sentenced as a juvenile and released from state custody by the time he turns 21 after the teen's attorneys argued he could be psychologically…
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LONDON (AP) — British health authorities announced Thursday they have issued criminal charges against the producers of Star Wars: The Force Awakens over an on-set accident in which Harrison Ford broke his leg.
DEAR ABBY: I am a divorced father who has recently remarried. I have parenting time with my children one weeknight and every other weekend. My children have told me that during the week they prefer doing their homework at their mother's home. They say that by the time I pick them up, prepare dinner…
By Chris Prentice NEW YORK (Reuters) - Even as the El Nino weather phenomenon continues to impact global temperatures and crops, its counterpart La Nina is increasingly expected to emerge in the coming months for the first time in four years. The return of La Nina, Spanish for "the girl" and…
Ingrid Williams, the wife of Oklahoma City Thunder assistant coach Monty Williams, died after car crash.
Since the company decided to offer their premium service for free, millions of Netflix clients are cancelling their subscriptions and moving to this.
Size doesn't matter in Australia, apparently, as witnessed in what appears to be a tremendous upset in a battle between a spider and a venomous snake. Farmer Patrick Lees captured this image of a deadly brown snake caught up in the web of a daddy long legs. A surprising feat, considering the spider…
A doctor mistakenly performed tongue-clipping surgery on Nate Melton, leaving his parents devastated.
ABUJA, Nigeria (AP) — Strapped with a booby-trapped vest and sent by the extremist Boko Haram group to kill as many people as possible, the young teenage girl tore off the explosives and fled as soon as she was out of sight of her handlers.
This new tactical flashlight was just released to the public and is flying off shelves in the United States. Limited supplies left, act quick!
An angry iPhone customer has revealed CCTV footage he claims shows a delivery driver pretending to drop off his new smartphone – before stealing it. Bradley Stocker, 39, was puzzled when he received a message from courier company DPD informing him that his iPhone had been delivered - despite no one…
A woman’s holiday plans were ruined after Thai authorities refused to let her into the country - because she’d used her passport as toilet paper. Faye Wilson had hoped to spend a month in Thailand before heading to Australia to work for a year. Faye, 28, from the Lake District, said: “Thai…
DEAR ABBY: "Roger" and I have been seeing each other for two years. (We are both 50.) He is very handsome. We go to movies, ride our bikes together, work out at the gym and attend other events. He calls me every night, sends emails during the day -- even calls me when he's on a break from work. He…
Munich (Germany) (AFP) - Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev warned Thursday that if Arab forces entered the Syrian war they could spark a "new world war" and urged ceasefire talks instead.
If you have to stare, at the very least try to be discreet about it. Don't be like these guys.
Does marijuana smoke have the same effect as tobacco on your precious lungs?
This is closely followed by a year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar, something that usually costs $45,000 and a 15-day walking of Japan ($45,000). It doesn’t stop there, because there’s also as a myriad of other beauty and therapy products and treatments, such as a lifetime…
A fourth occupier who refused to surrender with three others at a national wildlife refuge in Oregon on Thursday demanded the federal government hear his grievances, including his opposition to abortion. "Liberty or death," David Fry, 27, of Ohio said in an Internet broadcast of his telephone…
Are you suffering from an enlarged prostate? Dr. David Brownstein reveals the cause of prostate enlargement and natural strategies to overcome it….
NEW YORK (AP) — Peyton Manning had a little fun with little brother Eli's sad face at the Super Bowl during an appearance on NBC's "Tonight Show."
A daring pilot was forced to make an emergency landing after the propeller fell off his 80 year old plane at 2,500 ft, it has emerged. The pilot made a distress call to Newquay Airport before he eventually managed to successfully land the plane on a landing strip next to a golf course in Polzeath,…
COLONIE, N.Y. (AP) — A police officer with no prior history of domestic violence fatally shot his wife and one of their sons, and then set the family's suburban Albany house on fire before killing himself, according to authorities who said Thursday they're baffled by the veteran cop's actions.