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LOS ANGELES (AP) — A lawyer for Marion "Suge" Knight said Wednesday that members of his office have reviewed video that appears to show the former rap mogul was ambushed before two men were hit with his truck and one was killed.
Around 50 tanks, 40 missile systems and 40 armored vehicles crossed overnight into east Ukraine from Russia via Izvaryne border crossing into the separatist Luhansk region, a Kiev military spokesman said on Thursday. "The enemy continues to strengthen its forces in the most dangerous areas,…
Denise Norton thought a neighbor's lawsuit over her dog's barking was so absurd, she ignored it. That wound up being a half-million-dollar mistake.
A San Diego woman who was sentenced for stalking a married couple was upset she had lost her dream home to them in a bidding war. “I had put so much hope into this house,” Kathy Rowe told ABC's Chris Connelly in an exclusive interview that will air in full Friday on ABC News' "20/20." “When I…
(Reuters) - Veteran CBS News correspondent Bob Simon, whose decades-long career included covering major overseas conflicts and surviving Iraqi prison, was killed in a car accident on Wednesday in New York City, police and CBS said. A longtime member of the network's "60 Minutes" on-air team, Simon…
Everyone always assumed that these starlets were the good girls in Hollywood, but it turns out they have some skeletons in their closets, too!
CLEVELAND (AP) — An infant who authorities suspect was killed by an 11-year-old girl died of blunt impact injuries all over her body, a medical examiner said Wednesday in ruling the death a homicide.
By Letitia Stein TAMPA, Fla. (Reuters) - The Florida cat that crawled out of its grave after a traffic accident is now ensnared in a legal dispute over custody involving its owner and the Humane Society of Tampa Bay. Bart the cat, nicknamed "zombie cat" on social media, made international headlines…
N'Djamena (AFP) - Boko Haram on Wednesday launched a pre-dawn raid in Gamboru, northeastern Nigeria, looking to overwhelm Chadian troops who had pushed them out of the border town. The military in N'Djamena said the militants were repelled but the counter-attack was an indication of the task facing…
If you don't know Spanish, you better see this short video! You're going to be amazed after you see it. Watch now!
PASCO, Wash. (AP) — A homeless man who was shot and killed by officers at a busy intersection had thrown multiple rocks, hitting two officers, and had refused to put down other stones, authorities said Wednesday.
U.S. Marines handed over their remaining weapons to Yemenis at the airport in the capital, Sanaa, on Wednesday before boarding commercial aircraft to leave the country following the closure of the U.S. embassy, the Pentagon said. The Pentagon said the Marines destroyed heavy weapons in their…
James Robertson, whose determination to walk more than 20 miles a day to get to and from work, inspired an online campaign that raised more than $350,000 for him, abruptly moved on Tuesday after telling police he did not feel safe with his newfound fortune.
Jeffrey Linn, a Seattle urban planner, is using digital cartography to imagine worlds that are even more watery. Linn pulled the number from a study made by the United States Geological Survey.
Why did no one tell homeowners about this? If you currently own a home and pay a mortgage, you better read this.
A magazine run by the Islamic State militant organization has published an interview with the French widow of a Paris hostage taker, its first official claim that Hayat Boumeddiene is in their territory, which spans parts of Syria and Iraq. France launched a search for the 26-year-old after police…
The current top bid for the laptop is $6,101, more than four times the starting price of Apple's latest 13-inch MacBook Pro. "Whether he was giving me a hand cleaning the garage, helping my son (Thames) perform a rap song at a middle school talent show, or acting as a crucial sounding board when…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Comedy Central is mulling a "short list" of replacements for "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart, a decision that could affect how much influence the show has on the 2016 presidential campaign.
We all take photos of our families at different times in our lives, but these people managed to capture the hilarity & awkwardness that happens.
Marathon talks in Belarus ended Thursday with a ceasefire announcement in the war between Ukraine and pro-Moscow rebels, but Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel warned that "big hurdles" remained. Russian President Vladimir Putin emerged from the summit in the Belarussian capital Minsk, saying he,…
NEWPORT, N.H. (AP) — A Vermont man was convicted Wednesday of beating his wife to death hours after she filed divorce papers and dumping her body off a remote logging road in the woods.
A slice of rural, pastoral awesomeness in south central Pennsylvania has posted signs on each of four incoming roads proclaiming the local gun-ownership situation to law-abiding visitors and would-be criminals alike. Conoy Township, Pa. (pop: maybe 3,300) is the hamlet with the signs. The…