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Armed forces chief of staff General Hassan Firouzabadi has warned the Islamic republic's arch-foes that Iran is prepared for a "decisive battle" if attacked, Fars news agency reported on Wednesday. "We are ready for the decisive battle with America and the Zionist regime (Israel)," Fars quoted…
DEAR ABBY: Last August my husband and I allowed our son's 17-year-old girlfriend, "Lindsay," to move into our home from out of state because she needs to live here for a year to establish residency for school. She's a wonderful girl, mature, social and helpful. My problem is my other sons (ages 18…
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AdChoices Fortune BuildersSponsoredFor the last six weeks, those living in India’s northeast states have been looking over their shoulders whenever they venture outside: Since Dec. 29, a tigress has killed 10 people, eluding determined hunters at every step of its murderous spree. Unfortunately, this relocation program didn’t come…
Detectives read Philip Seymour Hoffman's journals to see if they contained suicidal thoughts or chronicles of drug activites.
FREMONT, Neb. (AP) — Residents of a small Nebraska city have reaffirmed their desire to take on illegal immigration.
A recently enforced ban on yoga pants and leggings by a high school in Rockport, Massachusetts, has some students and parents saying the policy goes too far.
ABC News’ Rich McHugh reports: Imagine growing up as an adopted child, and at age 25 getting at Facebook message from a stranger who looks exactly like you. That’s what happened to Samantha Futerman, an actress living in Los Angeles. “On February 1st, 2013, I...
Bob Costas put forth an Olympian effort, but his red, swollen eyes have gotten the best of him. For the first time since 1988, the veteran sports anchor will cede his his nightly Olympics hosting duties to Matt Lauer while his mysterious infection clears. It’s not clear how Costas’ eyes got so…
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president, has a birthday today. If you are a Lincoln fan, here are some cool facts, including Lincoln's career as an inventor, his love of animals, and his one losing appearance before the Supreme Court.
IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) — A Colorado woman charged with kidnapping a newborn baby who was found alive after being left outside in freezing temperatures last week is being jailed away from the general population for safety reasons, an Iowa sheriff said Monday.
Airbus on Wednesday received its first order of the year for its flagship A380 when leasing firm Amedeo signed an $8.3 billion deal for 20 of the superjumbos. The purchase agreement, signed at the Singapore Airshow, put the European manufacturer on track to meet its target of 30 orders for the…
Every time the thermometer drops, another anti-science politician mocks climate change as a fallacy. Here’s why they’re wrong.
By Chris Francescani NEW YORK (Reuters) - The new AR 15 semi-automatic rifles, designed to meet tough gun restrictions passed by some states in the wake of mass shootings, are now in gun shops in New York state but initial demand has been low, shop owners said. Complying with New York and…
People in Boston are using assets such as jewelry, watches, art, antiques and more to get a personal asset loan. Read more.
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By Michael Shields VIENNA (Reuters) - An elderly German recluse whose spectacular trove of artworks hidden in his Munich flat probably include Nazi loot kept a further 60 paintings in his home in Salzburg, Austrian media reported on Tuesday. The Salzburg haul includes works by artists such as…
The Salvadoran castaway who says he spent 13 months adrift in the Pacific returned home, appearing in a wheelchair and too emotional to speak as his nation welcomed him. Shaking his head and waving at dozens of news cameras in El Salvador's main airport, Jose Salvador Alvarenga muttered only a few…
Snow plows are designed to help clear the streets when there is a blast of winter snow. But from time to time, things can go wrong. How about a pedestrian being bowled over by a wall of snow coming off a plow`s blade? Or windows shattered? Cars being hit? It`s all a case of snow plows going wild.
Turkey vowed Tuesday to press ahead with building what could become one of the world's busiest airports in defiance of a court order halting the project over environmental concerns. A court last month suspended work on Istanbul's third airport after local residents and environmental groups filed a…
SOCHI, Russia (AP) — Alexei stops in his tracks as he sees a half-breed Labrador snooping around at a cafe's back door.