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(Reuters) - A female delivery driver for Domino's Pizza was kidnapped at gunpoint in Northern California and sexually assaulted by a teenager, apparently after he ordered the pizza, police said on Tuesday. The 17-year-old boy approached the woman on Sunday with a handgun when she exited her car…
We all take photos of our families at different times in our lives, but these people managed to capture the hilarity & awkwardness that happens.
CLEVELAND (AP) — The mother of a 2-month-old who police suspect was beaten to death over the weekend by a friend's 11-year-old daughter said Tuesday it was the girl who asked that the baby stay overnight with her and her mother.
Kansas Governor Sam Brownback, a conservative Republican re-elected in November, on Tuesday rescinded an executive order issued by a Democratic predecessor that offered protections for gay and bisexual state workers. Brownback said he was rescinding a 2007 order signed by former Governor Kathleen…
BONNE TERRE, Mo. (AP) — A man convicted of breaking into his neighbor's home in a St. Louis suburb and slitting her throat 25 years ago was executed early Wednesday.
SUBOTICA, Serbia (AP) — Serbian security forces stepped up patrols and deployed an elite unit Wednesday on its border with Hungary, trying to halt a torrent of migrants that has triggered alarm in many European Union countries.
Not everyone who makes it in Hollywood stays for the long run. These celebs decided to put their acting careers in the back burner for various. . .
Since August, more than 100 children across the country have developed a condition best described in three words no parent ever wants to hear: mysterious, sudden paralysis. EV-D68, as it's known, is a severe respiratory virus that was going around at the start of school last year, and because it's…
IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) — An Iowa widow is charged with a crime and had nearly $19,000 seized from her bank after depositing her late husband's legally earned money in a way that evaded federal reporting requirements.
Microsoft might be ready to offer Windows 10 as a free download to certain customers later this year, but the company still has plans to make plenty of money off of its most important product. In addition to enterprise customers that’ll have to pay for the upgrade to Windows 10, the company might…
The US anti-doping chief Wednesday dismissed accusations of a "witch hunt" against Lance Armstrong and said he was delighted with reforms aimed at cleaning up cycling. Travis Tygart, chief executive of the US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), hit back at comments from former International Cycling Union…
These are the "common" things that will make your money vanish before you know it. And #3 is surprisingly common...
The White House confirmed the American aid worker's death, as her family plans to honor her work.
By Therese Apel JACKSON, Miss. (Reuters) - Three white men who pleaded guilty in Mississippi to hate crimes that included a black man's death were sentenced in federal court on Tuesday to between seven and 50 years in prison. The three defendants included Deryl Dedmon, 22, who was driving the truck…
By Isabel Coles NEAR ZUMAR, Iraq (Reuters) - Some members of Iraq's Yazidi minority are turning on their Arab neighbours, staging deadly reprisals against Sunni villagers they believe collaborated in atrocities inflicted by Islamic State on their community. Yazidis returning to their northern home…
By Richard Weizel MILFORD, Connecticut (Reuters) - A Connecticut actress beaten and stabbed to death in her home in 2006 was repeatedly threatened by her former boyfriend from prison, the victim's mother and brother testified on Tuesday at his murder trial. Matthew Pugh, 42, is being tried in…
The world is filled with jaw dropping scenery, but some places on Earth go far beyond jaw dropping and almost seem otherworldly. Here are 10 . . .
The ongoing debate in Alabama over implementing a federal court decision about same-sex marriages is resurfacing some familiar constitutional issues.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Sheriff's officials on Monday dug deeper into a weekend chain-reaction crash on Malibu's Pacific Coast Highway that involved Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner and left one woman dead.
ATLANTA (AP) — One of Bobbi Kristina Brown's neighbors reported a domestic dispute at her address the week before she was found face-down in a bathtub, according to a 911 call released Tuesday.
If you don't know Spanish, you better see this short video! You're going to be amazed after you see it. Watch now!
An Indian woman who discovered she had mostly male chromosomes has given birth to healthy twins after intensive treatment in what doctors said Monday was the "rarest of rare cases". The 32-year-old had an intersex condition in which she had the physical appearance of a woman but had more than 95…
New revelations show the chief flight attendant who served the nuts was ordered to work shifts lasting up to 18 hours. Testifying at the trial of the daughter, Cho Hyun-jin, who at the time was a Korean Air vice president, flight attendant Park Chang-jin said he was assigned a “work schedule from…
(Reuters) - A man has been arrested and charged with fatally shooting three people near the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill campus on Tuesday, the school said. The victims were named as Deah Shaddy Barakat, 23, his wife Yusor Mohammad, 21 and her sister, Razan Mohammad Abu-Salha, 19.…