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As the Republican primary contest continues, New Hampshire may come to be known as the place where the establishment’s chances of nominating one of its own came to die. Donald Trump, the billionaire businessman and unlikely presidential candidate, claimed his first win in the race for the GOP…
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Aaren O'Connor, 25, moved from California to Chicago just over a year ago for a new job and to be with her boyfriend. "I pleaded with her when she told me she was going to go to Chicago. According to David O'Connor, Aaren was on the phone with her sister when the shooting happened.
North Korea has executed its army chief of staff, Ri Yong Gil, South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported on Wednesday, which, if true, would be the latest in a series of executions, purges and disappearances under its young leader. The news comes amid heightened tension surrounding isolated North…
Let's not get it twisted.
What was supposed to be a fun karaoke night out turned into a harrowing tumble for a 24-year-old man from Hangzhou, China, when he accidentally fell down an elevator shaft after kicking its doors in. Identified only as Yang, the inebriated man was caught on security cam footage getting into a…
A scientific revolution is helping aging men build new muscle and it will blow you away.
Ask a group of high school seniors what they're sick of being asked about college, and they'll likely share some variation of the question “What are you going to major in?” Adults usually follow up the query one of two ways: They tell students to study a subject that leads to a high-paying…
Authorities say the mother of a 3-day-old Ohio boy who died after he was bitten by a dog won't face any charges after a coroner ruled the death accidental
DEAR ABBY: My son, "Chad," is being married in June to "Jenny," a girl his sister "Madison" introduced him to. Madison feels she should be a bridesmaid in their wedding because she introduced them. Madison had sex with Jenny's boyfriend "Axel" before she met Chad, got pregnant and had Axel's…
Angela Orosz weighed just a third of what a normal infant does when she was born in Auschwitz, and only escaped death at the Nazi concentration camp because she was so weak she was "unable to cry". The 71-year-old will appear in a German court this month to give her harrowing testimony against…
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Rapper DMX is recovering after he was found unresponsive in a New York hotel parking lot Monday night.
This is the dramatic moment a man who had been thrown down a tomb and left to die was discovered ALIVE by a grieving family. The man, only known by his initials VSFM, had apparently been attacked and thrown down the tomb in Caju Cemetery in Brazil. Firemen who rushed to the scene opened up the tomb…
Updated on February 9 at 10:51 p.m. ET For Chris Christie, the 2016 race has been leading up to New Hampshire. The New Jersey governor, and increasingly long-shot Republican presidential hopeful, had pinned his hopes on a strong showing in the New Hampshire primary. But on Tuesday evening, the…
A day after the Super Bowl Justin, 21, also revealed he had what many people feel when they’re hungover – “the fear”. Justin last year vowed to leave his ‘wildchild’ image in the past last year when he submitted to a Comedy Central Roast.
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The large mammals swam into Three Sister Springs in Kings Bay, forcing an acre of the area to close.
Turkish security forces seized explosives and four suicide vests in the baggage of a group of suspects stopped at the border with Syria, the Turkish army said on Wednesday. "Between 12 and 15 kilos of explosives and four belts that could be used for suicide attacks were found in two bags," the army…
Martin Shkreli faces a new legal headache, a lawsuit claiming that his $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album contains illustrations ripped off from a New York artist, who now wants the former drug executive to pay for them. In a complaint filed on Tuesday in Manhattan federal court, Jason Koza said he…
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General Motors is recalling more than 473,000 trucks and SUVs in the US and Canada because the brake pedals can come loose and fail to work properly
When the researchers looked at the ratio of THC to CBD, they found that marijuana in 1995 had a THC level that was 14 times its CBD level. "We can see that the ratio of THC to CBD has really, really increased and climbed so much higher," said lead study author Mahmoud A. ElSohly, a professor of…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A jury hearing a case against an Ohio man charged with stalking Gwyneth Paltrow heard testimony Tuesday about pornographic messages and sex toys he sent her earlier in her career.