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This edition was generated on Mon Feb 10 08:45:02 EST 2014
DEAR ABBY: My 38-year-old son is mentally ill and refuses medication, counseling or any type of help. I'm 63, and he physically and mentally abuses me. I had him committed, but he refused to cooperate, so they released him after two weeks. Life after that became worse. I have no time to myself…
Attorney Eric Holder is making sweeping changes about how the federal government extends rights to legally married same-sex couples, in areas where the federal government has jurisdiction. The move should add more fuel to the debate over the roles of the executive, Congress and the states in…
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AdChoices Publishers Clearing HouseSponsoredSINGAPORE (AP) — Airbus showed off its new wide-body A350 on Monday ahead of Asia's biggest airshow, signaling that the jet's delivery schedule is on track and stepping up its battle with Boeing for the lucrative long-haul market.
Salt Lake City (United States) (AFP) - With 17 of their 25 children still living at home, breakfast is a military operation for the Dargers. As organized chaos unfolds at the family home in the Utah countryside outside Salt Lake City, the parents come to help out. The Dargers are members of a…
Designer Diane von Furstenberg celebrated 40 years of her phenomenally successful wrap dress, which has been copied across the planet and revolutionized women's fashion. Within two years, she sold five million copies and von Furstenberg, 29 at the time, was hailed in 1976 by Newsweek magazine as…
Two straight double-digit NBA victories apparently weren't enough for the Detroit Pistons, who sacked coach Maurice Cheeks on Sunday. Cheeks had been at the helm for just 50 games, presiding over a 21-29 start to the season. Despite the losing record, the Pistons entered Sunday just one half-game…
Israel on Sunday denounced an Iranian announcement that it was sending naval ships towards the United States as further evidence that loosening sanctions on Tehran was counterproductive. The move to send warships to the Atlantic was announced by the commander of Iran's northern naval fleet on…
Russian President Visits Party Spot to Congratulate Medalist
“I had never screamed for music before,” says songwriter Bonnie Hayes, sounding still slightly shocked at her own behavior. She was in the third grade the first time she saw The Beatles. Like 73 million Americans, she and her father were watching "The Ed Sullivan Show" when the mop-top crew of…
By Dorene Internicola NEW YORK (Reuters) - People turning 50 may want to consider tweaking their exercise routines because as they age stiffer joints, slower recovery from injury and the loss of lean body mass are among the perils facing the youngest baby boomers, fitness experts say. Dr. Wayne…
The leader of Britain's eurosceptic UK Independence Party Nigel Farage urged the government Sunday to redirect part of its foreign aid budget towards flood victims at home. Speaking on a visit to the flood-hit county of Somerset, Farage complained that Britain gives aid to India despite the fact…
2 sisters of Iowa state rep found dead in Pa. home in what cops are calling a double homicide
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AdChoices Fortune BuildersSponsoredRand Paul is a US Senator from Kentucky, but he had a stern warning for Texas this weekend: You may be tea party-friendly and predictably Republican-red today, but you could turn blue within a decade if you don’t become more inclusive. Sen. Paul was raised in the Lone Star State, which his father…
New Zealand on Monday called in Tokyo's ambassador to protest about a Japanese whaling ship entering its exclusive economic zone (EEZ), escalating a diplomatic row over the incident. Foreign Minister Murray McCully said officials summoned Japanese ambassador Yasuaki Nogawa to express "deep…
De Blasio to give 1st State of the City speech, expected to address income inequality in NYC
Nissan said Monday its nine-month net profit jumped 18.4 percent, capping a buoyant earnings season for Japan's top three automakers thanks to a cheap yen and rising sales in North America and China. Rival Toyota, the world's biggest automaker, last week forecast a record annual profit with…
UN atomic agency says progress made in Iran nuke probe but still a long way to go
Oil hovered near $100 a barrel Monday on hopes that the U.S. economic recovery can be sustained despite January's poor payrolls report.