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This edition was generated on Tue Feb 9 08:45:01 EST 2016
DEAR ABBY: My stepson just turned 7. My husband was granted custody because the mother was declared unfit due to her drug abuse. She was granted supervised visits until she can pass two consecutive drug tests.Over the last year and a half, her visits have become few and far between. My husband and…
A stunning breakthrough in chemical engineering has unleashed a massive supply of fuel that could hand the United States 100% energy independence.
TOKYO (AP) — Minutes after North Korea launched its rocket, South Korea's navy detected a rain of fragments falling into the sea and then a sooner-than-expected disappearance of the rocket from their radar, suggesting a possible failure. News outlets working in real time jumped on the idea. But it…
This is the dramatic moment a man who had been thrown down a tomb and left to die was discovered ALIVE by a grieving family. The man, only known by his initials VSFM, had apparently been attacked and thrown down the tomb in Caju Cemetery in Brazil. Firemen who rushed to the scene opened up the tomb…
Conan finds out that joking about Cam Newton has consequences and he needs to man up and take it like a man.
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A man has been charged with throwing a three-foot alligator through the window of a drive-thru Wendy’s.
Angela Orosz weighed just a third of what a normal infant does when she was born in Auschwitz, and only escaped death at the Nazi concentration camp because she was so weak she was "unable to cry". The 71-year-old will appear in a German court this month to give her harrowing testimony against…
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A Texas legal panel voted on Monday to disbar a former prosecutor for sending an innocent man to death row by presenting tainted testimony and making false statements that undermined the defendant's alibi. The Board of Disciplinary Appeals appointed by the Texas Supreme Court upheld a state…
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Johnny Manziel’s ex-girlfriend says in an affidavit that he hit her so hard during a late-night confrontation that she lost hearing in one ear. Colleen Crowley’s affidavit was obtained by KXAS-TV (http://bit.ly/1olRUCr ) and published online Monday. Crowley suffered a ruptured eardrum, which is…
WASHINGTON (AP) — North Korean nuclear and rocket tests are drawing quick responses from the U.S. that will upset a supposed partner against Pyongyang's weapons development — China.
Authorities in Somalia have released video footage from inside Mogadishu’s airport that they say shows a laptop packed with explosives being handed to a passenger before the mid-air explosion that forced a Daallo Airlines flight to make an emergency landing last week. In the video, reportedly taken…
DEAR ABBY: Nine years ago I married a man who has a son from a previous marriage. "Eli" is now 26 and lives "on his own." While he may live under a different roof than his parents, they support him financially. My husband and I pay Eli's car insurance, cellphone bill, toll tag, life insurance…
Life on the ranch created the perfect backdrop for the Wild West television program 'The Rifleman,' which viewers enjoyed from 1958 to 1963. But. . .
The themes of ‘Captain America: Civil War’ are clearly stated in the new TV spot that debuted during last night’s Super Bowl. ‘Captain America: Civil War’ is coming to cinemas on 29 April, watch the first trailer below.
Attorney General Loretta Lynch says the FBI's probe into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server while secretary of state is free of outside political influence
The black spots on old banana peels may unlock a faster, easier diagnosis of human skin cancer, boosting survival chances, scientists said Monday. When bananas ripen, their skin is covered in small, round black spots caused by an enzyme known as tyrosinase. The same enzyme is present in human skin,…
A new streaming site is taking the world by storm, causing millions of subscribers to cancel their Netflix accounts.
Massachusetts cop buys food for homeless woman who passed out from hunger, helps get her motel room.
MIAMI (AP) — Federal transportation officials might soon be looking into a Royal Caribbean cruise ship that ran into high winds and rough seas in the Atlantic Ocean over the weekend.
Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan threatened in November to flood Europe with migrants if European Union leaders did not offer him a better deal to help manage the Middle East refugee crisis, a Greek news website said on Monday. Publishing what it said were minutes of a tense meeting last November,…