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TOKYO (AP) — Here's a bit of Super Bowl trivia: North Korea's newest satellite passed almost right over the stadium just an hour after it ended.
A stunning breakthrough in chemical engineering has unleashed a massive supply of fuel that could hand the United States 100% energy independence.
DEAR ABBY: Nine years ago I married a man who has a son from a previous marriage. "Eli" is now 26 and lives "on his own." While he may live under a different roof than his parents, they support him financially. My husband and I pay Eli's car insurance, cellphone bill, toll tag, life insurance…
One of the women who had accused former U.S. President Bill Clinton of sexual assault says she has agreed to work for an anti-Clinton political group being formed by a former advisor to Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Kathleen Willey, a former White House volunteer who accused Bill…
By Drazen Jorgic NAIROBI (Reuters) - A suspected suicide bomber who blew a hole in the fuselage of a Daallo Airlines plane last week and forced it to make an emergency landing in Mogadishu was meant to be on a Turkish Airlines flight, the Daallo chief executive said on Monday. Mohamed Yassin,…
Although Charlie Sheen is the most recent to come out, these 20 Hollywood stars have also been diagnosed as HIV positive.
McALLEN, Texas (AP) — A 19-year-old killed his mother and two neighbors before turning his gun on himself in a shooting that brought SWAT and various emergency vehicles to a rural area in Texas, authorities said Sunday.
Marvel kicked off what's sure to be a long night of new film trailers during Super Bowl 50. The new Captain America: Civil War spot is the film's most intense ad yet (case in point: Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark "blocking" a point-blank gun shot) with a chorus chanting "united we stand" and…
ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — The Latest on the influx of migrants into Europe (all times local):
Audi has some really grand plans to take its ultra-luxurious range of cars to a whole new level. Codenamed C8, this new model will share its platform, drivetrain, chassis and electrical system with bigger Audi sedans to improve economies of scale. Design wise, the new A6 will rely heavily on the…
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When you can't choose between the Panthers and Broncos in Super Bowl 50, don't.
DEAR ABBY: During my childhood, my parents fought loudly and often. When I was 12, they spoke to my sister and me about getting a divorce. I was heartbroken and fought back. Like any kid in that situation, I was upset and scared. I told them they were being selfish and irresponsible for breaking up…
By Jonathan Allen NEW YORK (Reuters) - One of the women who has accused former U.S. President Bill Clinton of sexual assault says she has agreed to work for an anti-Clinton political group being formed by a former advisor to Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Kathleen Willey, a former…
A team of medical attendants turns it over, revealing an underbelly cluttered with tumors, some as big as golf balls. This endangered green sea turtle, about two years old and too young for the staff to know yet whether it is male or female, is infected with fibropapillomatosis, a potentially…
Many seniors are surprised at how much they can really get from a Reverse Mortgage. This new Reverse Mortgage Calculator now reveals even more.
This shocking footage shows a motorcyclist narrowly avoid death after crashing and being somersaulted into the air.
MCCOMB, Miss. (AP) — A former court clerk who pleaded guilty to embezzlement must pay back more than $1 million, at $600 a month, a Mississippi judge has ruled.
The South Korean navy fired warning shots at a North Korean patrol boat that intruded over their disputed maritime border Monday, a day after the North's launch of a long-range rocket raised tensions. The defence ministry in Seoul said the North Korean vessel crossed the Yellow Sea border just…
Life on the ranch created the perfect backdrop for the Wild West television program 'The Rifleman,' which viewers enjoyed from 1958 to 1963. But. . .
Not long ago, Porsche updated its flagship off-roader the Cayenne for the global markets. Now, the German carmaker has been caught testing an all-new generation of the Cayenne. The 2018 Cayenne is likely to be built around the Volkswagen Group’s MLB SUV platform.
Army troops have recapture the village of Kfeen north of Aleppo as part of their offensive in the area, bringing troops within 18 miles of the Turkish border
By Ian Simpson WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Almost a year has passed since it became legal to smoke, but not sell, marijuana in Washington, D.C., and pot enthusiasts and opponents alike are chafing under a compromise that leaves smokers in a haze over how to obtain their weed. "It is kind of the Alice in…