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NEW YORK (AP) — Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Ethan Hawke, Brian Dennehey, Amy Adams and Ellen Burstyn were among the stars who paid their respects Friday at a private funeral for Philip Seymour Hoffman that combined sadness and humor to honor an actor widely considered among the best of his…
Bangui (Central African Republic) (AFP) - A mob lynched a Muslim on Friday after he fell off a crowded lorry driving thousands of frightened civilians out of the strife-torn capital of the Central African Republic. A large convoy of lorries and taxis packed with Muslims fleeing Christian…
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DEAR ABBY: My best friend, "Kyra," has joined the drama department at our school. She has made a lot of theater friends now and hangs out with them every day after school. She used to meet me occasionally at my locker after school, but no longer does so. The only time I see her, she's with her…
As you might imagine, it's getting a lot of attention.
Sain Petersburg (United States) (AFP) - World number one Serena Williams has withdrawn from next month's WTA tournament at Indian Wells, an event which she entered last month after boycotting it since 2001. Williams, however, did not cite her injury as a reason for deciding against playing at…
Mobile, Alabama mother, Jeanna Harris, was waiting in child support court for her proceeding and breastfeeding her hungry baby, when she says a bailiff confronted her and forced her to stop and leave.
He chops the Republican field into layers, and in his top tier Dr. Sabato puts New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (No. 3, and falling); He’s a hero to the right for winning a big victory in Wisconsin by limiting the bargaining powers of some public-sector labor unions.
As Jay Leno departed late-night television Thursday, his previous “Tonight Show” replacement wasn’t ready to let the occasion pass without a jab.
Those who have seen Benedict XVI since he retired agree: the former pontiff appears to have got a weight off his mind, leaving the complexities of Vatican politics behind for a simple life of prayer and piano. In the kiosks surrounding the Vatican, the wizened face of Joseph Ratzinger the academic…
Woody Allen has responded to his adopted daughter's open letter in the New York Times and clearly paints ex-partner Mia Farrow as a vengeful liar.
Several People Were in the House When Kayden Powell Vanished
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If you're following a vegetarian diet, it's important to understand how to eat a well-balanced variety of foods in order to achieve optimal health. Oldways, a nonprofit food and nutrition organization, determined that it was time to update their 1997 version of the Vegetarian and Vegan Diet…
ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — A Ukrainian man tried to hijack a Turkey-bound flight to Sochi, Russia, as the Winter Olympics were kicking off Friday, but the pilot tricked him and landed in Istanbul instead, where he was stealthily detained after a four-hour stand-off on a plane full of passengers, an…
The goal was simple — the most intense garlic pasta I could muster.
It was, for long stretches, a caricature of itself – a mildly diverting attempt to play to all the things that an opening ceremonies "should be," from a saccharine window into the host nation's past to a waifish child as a pseudo-narrator to a Cirque du Soleil carnival of floating and glowing…
BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A proposal to lift federal protections for gray wolves across most of the U.S. suffered a significant setback Friday as an independent review panel said the government is relying on unsettled science to make its case.