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A simple logic puzzle can bamboozle a lot of adults - but 80% of children can solve it near-instantly, National Geographic has said. National Geographic showed off the puzzle as part of its Brain Games TV series on YouTube - and claims that 80% of under-10s got it right instantly.
There are 4 terrifying things that can happen right before a heart attack. If you're 55 years of age or older, then you better read this.
DEAR ABBY: My husband passed away recently and I have some items of his I'm unsure how to tastefully display to honor his memory. They are his Bible, a U.S. flag in a triangular display box (he was a veteran), a set of deer antlers, works he authored, his guitar and family photos. I don't want to…
And the $2.5 million she was allowed by the government to keep is a pittance compared to the billions of dollars her husband once had in his bank account. Yet Ruth Madoff is not complaining, at least publicly. To get caught up, check out ABC News' in-depth coverage of the Madoff scandal by clicking…
A high school senior who passed away before receiving her yearbook received a heartwarming memorial from her classmates. Laura Hillier, an 18-year-old from Burlington, Canada, had been battling acute myeloid leukemia for years when she died on Jan. 20. Although she never had the opportunity to…
Local police have received no immediate report of damage on the peninsula of Sakurajima, where the volcano is located, which has a population of about 4,000 people. The volcano frequently spits out smoke and ash and is a major tourist attraction and one of Japan's most famous sites. A volcano…
You Won't Find These Rare Historical Photos In Your History Books.
BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) — Natalie Keepers told a judge that she was bullied — just like the 13-year-old girl she is accused of plotting to kill.
A sea lion pup is found sitting at a booth in a San Diego restaurant, prompting a call to SeaWorld for help. Rough Cut-subtitled (no reporter narration).
Jurors say a central Florida woman who won $1 million lottery jackpot must pay $291,000 to her former boyfriend, who had claims he gave her the money to buy the ticket
A statue showing a young girl holding up what appears to be a laptop - complete with USB ports - has sparked a frenzy among conspiracy theorists. ‘I am not saying that this is depicting an ancient laptop computer,’ said YouTuber StillSpeakingOut. In the gallery’s description, the object is…
Men, reduce the look of wrinkles, sagging skin and fine lines with this affordable and effective skin tightening treatment without leaving your home.
Carnival weekend gets rolling in Rio de Janeiro on Friday, giving the city a chance to wiggle its hips and shake off worries over Zika and the economy. Like the rest of Brazil, Rio de Janeiro is struggling to respond to fears that the mosquito-transmitted Zika virus causes microcephaly, a horrific…
The commander of a U.S.-supported Syrian rebel group said on Friday the northern countryside of Aleppo province was completely encircled by Syrian government forces and its allies and heavy Russian bombardment continued. Syrian government troops and their allies broke through rebel defenses to…
A reader shares a gruesome experience that took place six years prior to Roe vs. Wade: I am not using my name because my kids don’t know about this, and there’s no reason for them to know. In the spring of 1967, I discovered that the woman I had been with all winter long was pregnant. I was 19 at…
These celebs can afford to stay in the most expensive suites wherever they stay, but hotels would just rather not deal the chaos they bring.
A Shetland pony that became something of a legend after it led police on a few hilarious chases has finally been captured - and PUT DOWN. The pony, dubbed the Shetland Shergar, became something of a celebrity when video footage of it showed him running around the streets of Sussex after escaping. A…
TOKYO (AP) — One of Japan's most active volcanos erupted spectacularly Friday evening with a fiery blast that sent lava rolling down its slope.
A driver who was filmed pulling out his weapon tells INSIDE EDITION his side of the story.
By Alister Doyle OSLO (Reuters) - An expansion of Europe's forests towards dark green conifers has stoked global warming, according to a study on Thursday at odds with a widespread view that planting more trees helps human efforts to slow rising temperatures. Forest changes have nudged Europe's…
The Military has secretly released a flashlight that is now available to the public for a limited time only. Grab one now before they are gone!
DEAR ABBY: I am dreading an upcoming trip that includes a visit to my husband's mother, "Harriet." She is prone to "accidents" when I visit, and I always end up getting hurt. Harriet's "oops" moments usually involve my toes and feet, although the last time I was there she managed to strike my…
China's Communist Party has found a new way to court technology-savvy web users, setting phrases by President Xi Jinping as the password for electronic "red envelopes" of online cash offered ahead of the Lunar New Year. In China, elderly family members traditionally give children red envelopes of…
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah woman died this week after she was pulled into an industrial-size bakery mixer at a suburban Salt Lake City grocery store in what investigators think was a fluke accident.