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NEW YORK (AP) — With speculation flying, Bruce Jenner's mother opened up Wednesday about his gender journey.
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The Islamic State has killed three Chinese militants who joined its ranks in Syria and Iraq and later attempted to flee, a Chinese state-run newspaper said, the latest account of fighters from China embroiled in the Middle East conflict. China has expressed concern about the rise of the Islamic…
Taiwan rescuers scoured a river for 12 people still missing from a TransAsia plane crash Thursday, as the pilot, who died in the crash, was hailed a hero for apparently battling to avoid hitting built-up areas. The TransAsia ATR 72-600 crashed shortly after take-off from Songshan airport in Taipei…
Dirt-covered skulls and bones scattered among ragged clothing in a ditch in north Iraq are all that remain of some two dozen people believed to have been murdered by the Islamic State group. The recently discovered site is not unique, and more evidence of IS atrocities will likely emerge as areas…
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A traveler detained for more than 20 hours after a search of energy bars and a sports watch in his carry-on bag at an airport has sued the Transportation Security Administration and accused a TSA supervisor of lying.
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. (AP) — A man who sometimes held his coat together with safety pins and had a long-time habit of foraging for firewood also had a knack for picking stocks — a talent that became public after his death when he bequeathed $6 million to his local library and hospital.
By Steve Bittenbender LOUISVILLE, Ky. (Reuters) - A Kentucky teenager arrested last month along with his underage girlfriend after an alleged crime spree has been charged with second-degree rape and is set to appear in court on Monday, according to court documents and the court clerk. Hayes and…
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For many years, the NBC Nightly News anchor has claimed he was aboard a U.S. Air Force helicopter that was hit by two rockets and grounded during the 2003 Iraq invasion. But after his latest iteration of the story prompted protest from soldiers, Williams admitted it wasn't true.
Australia has a cat problem—a big one. The cats have been called the biggest threat facing Australia’s wildlife and have already been linked to as many as 30 extinctions. It’s called Eradicat—a combination of kangaroo mince, chicken fat, and a deadly poison called 1080, which has proven successful…
By Emma Farge and James Harding Giahyue DAKAR/MONROVIA (Reuters) - Romeo Doe, a 29-year-old tailor who survived Ebola in Liberia, is struggling to cope with the impact of a disease that killed seven members of his family and now threatens his livelihood. There are a growing number of survivors of…
Saudi Arabia beheaded two convicted rapists and a murderer on Wednesday, the interior ministry said, bringing to 21 the number of people it has executed so far this year. Abdul Kareem bin Abdul Sattar Meezi and Hashim bin Abdo Mahragi had been convicted of kidnapping and raping a girl and were…
Nigerian Boko Haram fighters went on the rampage in the Cameroonian border town of Fotokol Wednesday, massacring dozens of civilians and torching a mosque before being repelled by regional forces. The onslaught came a day after Chad sent troops across the border to flush the jihadists out of the…
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SOCHI, Russia (AP) — The ski jump sits shrouded in mist, its coat of snow undisturbed by any athletes hurtling down the ramp to take off into the air.
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — A man charged with killing two Northern California sheriff's deputies stunned a courtroom Wednesday by blurting out that he committed the crimes and is ready to be executed.
(Reuters) - An 86-year-old Detroit man whose family said he disappeared a day after winning $20,000 in the lottery in December was found stabbed to death in a vacant house, authorities said on Wednesday. Arthur Neal Jr., whose family said he went missing on Dec. 20, was found dead on Sunday…
Hot on the heels of the last week’s news that Tess Holliday, who wears a size 22, had been signed to a major modeling agency comes Wednesday’s announcement that a plus-size stunner will be in an ad in the hallowed pages of Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue. Ashley Graham will show off her…
Fox News broadcast still images of Jordanian pilot Maaz al-Kassasbeh being burned alive by Islamic State jihadists before posting full raw footage from the horrific execution video on its website. Senior officials with the US network, the only major US media outlet to use video footage of…
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Verizon Wireless is about to slash the prices of nearly every More Everything plan in its portfolio, and once again you have T-Mobile to thank. The “Uncarrier” shook things up with CEO John Legere’s antics backed up by industry-shifting initiatives, and the shockwaves continue to be felt throughout…