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DEAR ABBY: After a two-year relationship ended, I got pregnant on the rebound. I called my ex and told him I was having a baby with another man because I wanted to hurt him. Apparently it worked -- at least that's what his best friend told me. Now that a few months have passed, I ran into him and…
Philippine President Benigno Aquino has warned China's efforts to claim disputed territories are like Nazi Germany's before World War II, drawing a fierce Chinese response on Wednesday branding him ignorant and amateurish. In an interview with the New York Times, Aquino called for world leaders…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredBy David Morgan and David Lawder WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama's healthcare law will reduce the American workforce by the equivalent of 2 million full-time workers in 2017, the Congressional Budget Office said on Tuesday, prompting Republicans to paint the law as bad medicine for…
Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck has found that eight officers who opened fire on two women in a pickup truck during a search for Christopher Dorner violated the department`s policy on using deadly force, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the case.Christina Pascucci reports for…
WARSAW, Poland (AP) — One of the cardinal rules in the Catholic church: obedience to the pope. So it has come as a shock for many in the Catholic world that John Paul II's most trusted confidant has betrayed the beloved pontiff's last will and testament by publishing personal notes he wanted burned.
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — He has commanded a relentless bombing campaign against Iraqi civilians, orchestrated audacious jailbreaks of fellow militants and expanded his hard-line Islamist organization's reach deep into neighboring Syria.
NEW YORK (AP) — He was only 46, busy as ever and secure in his standing as one of the world's greatest actors.
Officially, national signing day allows high school football players to start signing a letter of intent with the college of their choice.
Morelia (Mexico) (AFP) - Mexico's President Enrique Pena Nieto announced plans Tuesday to spend $3.4 billion to build roads, schools and other infrastructure to shore up a troubled state where vigilantes have battled a drug cartel. Pena Nieto said the massive project, which includes hospitals,…
1 child dies, 1 hospitalized after discovery in pool on cruise ship off coast of NC
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If you’re already dreading the Amazon Prime price increase and you want to vent your frustration — but maybe also accomplish something productive in the process — we’ve got the social media campaign for you. Eric Neuman over at Simple Actually was tired of waiting for Instant Video streaming to…
A new report from the World Health Organization warns that cancer rates around the world will experience a 57 percent surge over the next 20 years.
Throughout the years, many advances in technology have made life easier. Look at everything you can accomplish from that device in your hand that used to only make phone calls? A tag on our windshield allows us to breeze through toll lanes. You can now completely shop during the holidays without…
If you own a home and pay for a mortgage, you could reduce your payments by as much as $4,905 a year. Here is how it works.
AdChoices Rate MarketplaceSponsoredMaybe you know you should be saving more for retirement, but you aren't quite sure how. Or perhaps you've been steadily saving for years but as retirement gets closer, you want to bulk up that nest egg. Olivia Mitchell, executive director of the Pension Research Council at the University of…
A new photo from NASA's Curiosity rover shows the car-sized robot at the lip of a small Martian sand dune, debating whether or not to drive over the obstacle on its way to a huge Red Planet mountain. In the Mars views from Curiosity, a 3-foot-high (1 meter) dune separates the rover from a valley…
A 46-year-old military veteran who made a wrong turn during a Vermont getaway with his wife and wound up at the Canadian border is facing three years in prison for allegedly trying to smuggle a loaded handgun into the country.
How much do they make?! In Zimbabwe, public fumes over sky-high salaries, perks of state CEOs
1. Using the wrong real estate agent. Just because your sister's college roommate's friend just got a real estate license doesn't mean she's the right agent for you. San Francisco real estate agent Herman Chan suggests vetting agents and looking for someone who does real estate full time and…