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A baby bandicoot in Mandurah, Western Australia just wants some cuddle time, and it doesn't care who with. The tiny creature, a marsupial native to Australia, was spotted curled up with a mother duck in a nest along with her ducklings, the Mandurah Mail reported. See also: Caring dog breaks out…
Ski NH is sponsoring winter’s biggest event at Fenway Park this winter! To celebrate, we’re giving away event tickets, ski & stay getaways and more.
North Korea has announced plans to launch an observation satellite this month
DEAR ABBY: I recently decided that I wanted to help an infertile couple conceive by becoming an egg donor. I'm well-educated and have a job I love. I understand the commitment both time-wise and emotionally. I am now part of a registry, and I could be selected for a donation at any time.Like other…
Four Oklahoma high school wrestlers were charged on Monday with raping two boys aged 12 and 16 after a wrestling tournament in January, police said. All suspects were members of the Norman North High School wrestling team. Three were charged as youth offenders and one was charged as an adult…
The Zika virus has been transmitted sexually, top US health authorities confirmed, fueling fears of the rapid spread of the disease blamed for a surge in the number of brain-damaged babies. With concern growing that an outbreak sweeping Latin America could spread much farther, health authorities in…
There are 4 terrifying things that can happen right before a heart attack. If you're 55 years of age or older, then you better read this.
GREIFSWALD, Germany (AP) — Scientists in northeast Germany were poised to flip the switch Wednesday on an experiment they hope will advance the quest for nuclear fusion, considered a clean and safe form of nuclear power.
The police found George Dillard, 24, and Lakita Hicks, 25, dead in the house, according to News Channel 9. The boy remained on the phone with the dispatcher for more than a minute, as she repeatedly reassured him that help was on the way.
Yes, it's true: You really can install Android 6.0 Marshmallow onto your Windows PC and run it just like you'd run it on a phone or tablet. Fiztsimmons Weekly has posted a very handy guide for getting Marshmallow onto your PC, although you should be warned that it involves several steps and won't…
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Follow along with the results in Iowa.
Most of the time, balloons are just full of helium, and maybe confetti. Unless you're living in South Korea. See also: North Korea says it has invented hangover-free alcohol In January, North Korea began sending over balloons to South Korea full of used toilet paper, cigarette butts, and propaganda…
Lorena Bobbitt was a notorious news items during the '90s for the way she took revenge on her husband's ..um… member following his infidelity. Turns out her legend lives on through a very precocious sea worm, known to attack with such speed that its prey sometimes gets sliced in half.
The risk of open war between Russia and Ukraine is greater than it was a year ago and Russian President Vladimir Putin has begun an "information war" against Germany, Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko told the German newspaper Bild. Poroshenko, who met German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Berlin…
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The NBA suspended Houston Rockets center Dwight Howard for one game on Tuesday for striking the arm of a referee, and his coach J.B. Bickerstaff was fined $10,000 for criticizing officiating after the same game. Howard was to miss Tuesday night's home game against the Miami Heat over the incident…
ATLANTA (AP) — The Latest on the execution of Georgia's oldest death row inmate (all times local):
DEAR ABBY: We recently bought a new home and have discovered that our elderly neighbors are caring for their grandson's dog. The dog lives in a 3-by-6-foot area right next to our patio. The poor animal receives little attention and is rarely cleaned up after. As a consequence, our patio reeks of…
I have depression and anxiety, conditions that I was diagnosed with in college and remember suffering from the symptoms of as early as middle school. While there’s some talk of mental health in the media and most people are familiar with the basics, there’s still a lot of stigma.Ignoring the worst…
If you make frequent bathroom trips, here's a simple change to get relief.
Sometimes I think, why would anyone even want to be a frugal shopper? It's definitely a pain to master the art of frugality.
The boy was known as a militia hero
Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were neck and neck in the Iowa Caucus, leading the tie to be broken by coin tosses.