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This edition was generated on Mon Feb 3 08:45:01 EST 2014
President Barack Obama accused Fox News on Sunday of keeping alive controversies the White House believes have been settled in a testy interview that aired before the NFL's Super Bowl, the most-viewed sports event in the United States. Host Bill O'Reilly asked Obama why he did not fire his health…
Prisoner on the Loose After Driving From Michigan to Indiana
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DEAR ABBY: During the past three years, my husband and I managed to save about $45,000 for a down payment on the purchase of a new home. (We each put in about half.) Early last month, I asked my husband if he liked one house we had just seen, and he confessed that he had taken all the money we had…
South African mining group Anglo American (Amplats), the world's biggest platinum miner, reported on Monday a sharply reduced net loss for 2013 after long strikes hit results hard in 2012. The company, now embroiled in a new strike, reported a loss of 568 million rand ($51.2 million) from a loss…
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Renan Barao was on a tear, trying to put away Urijah Faber with a series of fists to the head.
BANGKOK (AP) — Protesters trying to derail Thailand's national elections Sunday forced the closure of hundreds of polling stations in a highly contentious vote that has become the latest flash point in the country's deepening political crisis. Around the country, the vast majority of voting…
Leanne Bearden Traveled the World for 2 Years, Then Went Missing
Super Bowl no respite for scandal around NJ Gov. Christie, now on the offensive against critic
Niger's government and French nuclear giant Areva are engaged in tough talks on the future of uranium mining in the west African country, whose leaders want more money from the resource to help pay for development. Production resumed at Areva's two uranium mines in Niger on Saturday after weeks of…
NYPD top cop: Suspicious powder sent to NYC mayor on same day as 5 NJ hotels near Super Bowl
Asya Bussie scores 19, grabs career-high 15 boards as No. 20 West Virginia beats TCU 66-62
San Jose (Costa Rica) (AFP) - Costa Rica appeared bound Sunday for a second round of voting in presidential polls, with the leading candidate failing to cross the 40 percent threshold to victory. With nearly a quarter of the ballots counted, the Supreme Electoral Tribunal gave Jonny Araya, of the…
By Li Hui and Ben Blanchard TIANJIN, China (Reuters) - Fangfang was just a few days old when she was abandoned on a near freezing New Year's Day in north China. "They will only provide more accurate numbers." Welfare experts and officials note that China has various charity funds and government…
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Researchers at The Ohio State University surveyed more than 2,000 adults from across the United States and asked them questions about BMI, for example, whether a person with a BMI of 24 is underweight or obese, or is normal weight. BMI is a number calculated from a person's weight and height, and…
Famed physicist, Stephen Hawking, says black holes don't exist. Hawking earned his scientific reputation back in the 1970's based off his theory of black holes as cosmic vacuums, with a gravitation pull so strong, not even light could escape. In a new paper, Hawking says matter can escape from…
GM's Opel unit extends no-layoff deal for workers at 3 German plants by 2 years to 2018
Mary J. Blige, John Legend, Marc Anthony heat up Super Bowl party scene in New York City
A 13-year-old student from Maine suffered first and second degree burns after the iPhone she was carrying in her pants pocket caught on fire, school officials said. The eighth grader was in class at Kennebunk Middle School when she heard a pop and smoke began...