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In a speech in Wisconsin on Thursday, President Barack Obama insulted perhaps the most fervent members of his political base: art history majors. After extolling his own economic policies at some length, Obama observed that “manufacturing jobs typically pay well” in the United States. “A lot of…
DEAR ABBY: During the past three years, my husband and I managed to save about $45,000 for a down payment on the purchase of a new home. (We each put in about half.) Early last month, I asked my husband if he liked one house we had just seen, and he confessed that he had taken all the money we had…
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JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday rejected U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry's warning against a growing boycott movement against the Jewish state should peace talks with the Palestinians fail, saying the stance undermined Israel's legitimacy and the chances of…
By Zachary Fagenson MIAMI (Reuters) - Police who found five pounds of pot during a routine traffic stop searched the motorists' house and followed the scent to an empty backyard swimming pool where 82 marijuana plants were growing beneath a thick slab of concrete, officials said on Friday. On…
Oregon voters will likely face two questions about gay marriage when they go to the ballot this year: whether to become the 18th state to let same-sex couples wed, and whether the state should be the first to allow florists, cake makers and others to refuse to participate in these weddings on…
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Meteorologists in the Midwest took to social media on Friday to quell rumors that a winter storm expected to move into the region next week could dump up to 30 inches of snow in some areas.
The latest verdict from an Italian Appeals court finding Amanda Knox and her then boyfriend Rafaelle Sollecito guilty of murdering her roommate Meredith Kercher may come as a stunning outrage to many Americans. But maybe it’s not quite that hard to understand.
By Dan Williams TEL AVIV (Reuters) - Watching old Arab enemies reel with sectarian insurgencies and international diplomacy capping the Iranian nuclear drive, Israel's military is confounded by a new challenge: quiet. The relative tranquility, for Israel at least, poses its own dilemma for…
Not only has an online petition in the US to deport Justin Bieber reached more than 200,000 signatures, now a Canadian travel agency is offering to fly the pop singer out of Canada for free. It’s rocky times for the embattled teen idol, who was charged with driving under the influence and drag…
Tangiers (Morocco) (AFP) - A century after it was built, the Cervantes theatre in Tangiers, once a symbol of the famed Moroccan city's cultural vibrancy, is derelict and risks disappearing altogether, eclipsed by flashy new developments. The 1,400-seat playhouse, just a short distance from the old…
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Majuro (Marshall Islands) (AFP) - A Mexican castaway who says he survived more than a year drifting at sea pleaded on Sunday to be taken home as he was picked up from the remote Pacific island where he had washed ashore. "I want to get back to Mexico," the castaway, who identified himself as Jose…
WASHINGTON (AP) — United Airlines said Saturday it will drop its money-losing hub in Cleveland, slashing its daily flights and eliminating 470 jobs.
By Victoria Cavaliere and Jonathan Allen NEW YORK (Reuters) - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was greeted with audible boos and a few loud cheers during a Super Bowl-related appearance in New York City on Saturday, a day after a former appointee said the popular Republican knew about…
Moore, Kennedy double-doubles for SMU in 87-72 upset of No. 22 Memphis to go 11-0 at home
Craft sparks No. 24 Ohio State down stretch in 59-58 road win over No. 14 Wisconsin