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A teenage rape victim was allegedly sexually assaulted a second time while in hospital receiving treatment for the original attack in India's east, police said Monday, in the latest case of violence against women. "We registered a case and arrested the private security guard posted at the hospital…
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WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (Reuters) - Two Virginia Tech engineering students were in custody on Sunday, one charged with abducting and killing a 13-year-old girl and the other accused of helping to dispose of the teenager's body, police said. The arrests came on Saturday after police, following a…
A Jacinto City teenager is claiming brutality by police after authorities were called to a fight at a local convenience store.
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While poachers present a deadly threat to African elephants, they can be just as dangerous for the conservationists attempting to stop them. British pilot Roger Gower was fatally shot while attempting to track down poachers in the Maswa Game Reserve in Tanzania on Friday, the Associated Press…
A Bangladeshi father dubbed "Tree Man" for massive bark-like warts on his hands and feet will finally have surgery to remove the growths that first began appearing 10 years ago, a hospital said Sunday. Abul Bajandar, from the southern district of Khulna, was undergoing preparations for the surgery…
DALORI, Nigeria (AP) — A survivor hidden in a tree says he watched Boko Haram extremists firebomb huts and heard the screams of children burning to death, among 86 people officials say died in the latest attack by Nigeria's homegrown Islamic extremists.
Chinese state media accused the U.S. of making a 'grave violation of international law'
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Heusden-Zolder (Belgium) (AFP) - A concealed motor was found on a bike being used by Belgian cyclist Femke Van den Driessche at the world cyclo-cross championships, the head of the International Cycling Union (UCI) said on Sunday, confirming the first such case at a top-level competition. The bike…
Working out has numerous health benefits, but if you are trying to lose weight, exercise alone may not be enough: The body may adapt to higher levels of physical activity, so you may not burn more calories even if you exercise a lot, a new study suggests. The researchers found that the people in…
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is counting on a strong showing in Monday's Iowa caucuses to prove his convention-busting combination of bluster and unpredictability is a winning formula in the 2016 race
By Keith Coffman DENVER (Reuters) - A gun and knife fight at a Denver motorcycle show that left one person dead and seven wounded was between an outlaw biker gang and a club with many law enforcement members, lawyers for both groups said on Sunday. Lawyers for the Iron Order Motorcycle Club, whose…
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CLEVELAND (AP) — A former Ohio seminarian arrested for allegedly seeking to have sex with infants and young girls in Mexico was carrying $2,000 in cash along with baby clothes and a bottle in his luggage, a Department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman said Sunday.
Community Regional Medical Center in Fresno was fined $86,000 after a surgeon left a towel in a patient's stomach during surgery.
Experts from Dutch company SMIT Salvage which specialises in helping ships in distress were dramatically lowered by helicopter onto the vessel as it tilted at 40 to 50 degrees while buffeted by large waves. "The difficulty is a combination of several things: the wind, the swell and the angle of the…
An orca-human partnership once terrorized the whales of Eden, Australia.
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Ted Cruz’s campaign is under fire for a mailer it sent out in Iowa that is designed to look like an official government document. The mailers tell the recipients they have a “voting violation” for failing to caucus in previous elections, and grades them on an A to F basis, Politico reports. The…
By Amy Sawitta Lefevre BANGKOK (Reuters) - Thailand expects a million visitors during the upcoming Lunar New Year, 19 percent more than last year, the country's tourism authority said on Monday. Nearly half were expected to come from neighboring countries - China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore and…
BEIJING (AP) — Police arrested the maverick founder of China's largest online finance business on suspicion of fleecing 900,000 investors of $7.6 billion, in what could be the biggest financial fraud in Chinese history.