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Warren, Michigan officials quickly acted to rectify the matter.
DEAR ABBY: Why is a wedding always about the bride? Why is the groom often ignored and the occasion not about both of them? I find this offensive as a man who, by tradition, is supposed to "take care of her," but is ignored as a partner in the relationship. The whole deal about the day being about…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredIn the grand tradition of the mad genius who bought mountains of Healthy Choice pudding so he could rack up millions of frequent flier miles on the cheap comes the story of a Chinese man who took advantage of an airline loophole to eat for free in an airport VIP lounge for a year.
Steve Irwin would be so proud. The late "Crocodile Hunter" star's daughter Bindi Irwin walked the carpet last night at the AACTA Awards in Sydney looking all grown up and beautiful in a black, floral dress. The awards celebrate Australia's best films and tv. The 15-year-old, who starred in "Return…
The UN humanitarian coordinator for the Palestinian territories criticised Israel's demolition of 36 homes in the Jordan Valley and urged a halt to such actions in the West Bank. The moves came as fresh opinion poll evidence showed that faith in the Middle East peace process has largely evaporated…
BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Rescuers, army and police have evacuated about 1,000 people from cars and buses stranded in deep snow in northern Serbia, but several hundred people still remain stuck, the government said Saturday.
Extradition Proceedings Would Involve Several Jurisdictions and Take Years
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. State Department on Thursday issued its long awaited final environmental impact statement on the proposed Keystone pipeline, which would carry crude oil from Canada's tar sands region to refiners in the Gulf of Mexico. The following are quotes from lawmakers,…
Chaney Zinn knew something was amiss when her first-grader came home sobbing over what happened during school lunch. On Tuesday, just as her son and his class were sitting down to eat at Uintah Elementary School in Salt Lake City, staff started confiscating trays of warm food from students…
As Time Warner Cable continues to fend off potential offers from Charter and Comcast, its TV subscribers are fleeing at a rapid pace. The Wall Street Journal reports that TWC lost 825,000 TV users in 2013, which amounts to almost 7% of its entire customer base. Although 217,000 of those users left…
It's that time of year again. Time to make that fancy dip and that special wing sauce. Time to lay down a few bills in that office pool. Time to defiantly put on the jersey of your team—the one that didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Time to pay as much attention to the TV commercials as to the big…
Fireworks illuminated the skies across Asia and millions of families gathered together Friday to usher in the Year of the Horse, kicking off a week of celebrations that included a performance by Braveheart actress Sophie Marceau on China's annual televised gala. Residents from China's small towns…
A head-to-head race with a 2014 Corvette Stingray Z51 reveals that the executive sedan's performance -- as well as its powertrain -- is electric. The Tesla Model S on the other hand is a car for eco-minded executives that worry more about the effects of burning fossil fuels than of the ability to…
If you own a home and pay for a mortgage, you could reduce your payments by as much as $4,905 a year. Here is how it works.
AdChoices Rate MarketplaceSponsoredIt’s pretty easy to figure out why this fat cat is named Meatball. The short-haired domestic feline weighs 36 pounds and “is the biggest cat I’ve ever seen,” Melissa Gable of Maricopa County Animal Care and Control in Arizona told ABCNews.com. Meatball was dropped off at...
Animal rights activists gather to denounce controversial programme to cull sharks off coast of Western Australia. Julie Noce reports.
Worries about global economy, US earnings hurt stocks in January; S&P 500 index falls 4 pct
Ottawa (Canada) (AFP) - A former Canadian brigadier-general and head of Canadian forces in Afghanistan is being detained in Afghanistan for alleged gun smuggling, but his employer said Thursday he is expected to be released soon. Daniel Menard resigned from the military after pleading guilty in…
In case you didn’t know, caffeine is officially a drug. And you might be hooked.
Fort Myers (United States) (AFP) - Alligator and frog have long been on the menu in Florida, but a new delicacy has slithered its way onto dinner plates in the US state. A pizzeria now offers Burmese python meat on what it calls the "Everglades Pizza" -- named for Florida's vast national park,…