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General News

Kevin Spacey on ‘diabolical’ new role as devious congressman Power Players - 1 hr 17 mins ago
The actor talks about how our political heroes have to wheel-and-deal. More »Kevin Spacey on ‘diabolical’ new role as devious congressman
The actor talks about how our political heroes have to wheel-and-deal.
Critics don't live in an 'evidence-based world,' Clinton says AP - 1 hr 21 mins ago
Clinton said the attack in Benghazi was the low point of her time as America's top diplomat. More »Critics don't live in an 'evidence-based world,' Clinton says
Clinton said the attack in Benghazi was the low point of her time as America's top diplomat.
A new way to get around: NASA to launch solar sail SPACE.com - 3 hrs ago
The mission hopes to demonstrate the value of "propellantless propulsion." More »A new way to get around: NASA to launch solar sail
The mission hopes to demonstrate the value of "propellantless propulsion."
Tainted baby formula forces Chinese to look elsewhere AP - 2 hrs 0 mins ago
Hong Kong is stop mainland Chinese visitors from hoarding all its supply. More »Tainted baby formula forces Chinese to look elsewhere
Hong Kong is stop mainland Chinese visitors from hoarding all its supply.
Fears for those still trapped after explosion in Mexico City kills 25 Reuters - 2 hrs 53 mins ago
Investigators search for the cause of the blast at the headquarters of Pemex.
Plane makes emergency landing after pilot passes out AP - 6 hrs ago
An Alaska Airlines jetliner bound for Seattle made an emergency landing in Portland, Ore., Thursday night after the pilot lost consciousness, an airline spokesman said.
Portugal makes investors happy, its people miserable Reuters - 2 hrs 59 mins ago
LISBON (Reuters) - Portuguese consumer confidence is at record lows, unemployment at all-time highs and the country has launched the largest tax rises in living memory. Yet investors are snapping up its bonds and its international lenders are full of praise. In perhaps the starkest example of the gap between renewed investor …
Fireworks cause deadly highway collapse in China AP - 45 mins ago
Fireworks for Lunar New Year celebrations exploded on a truck in central China, destroying part of an elevated highway. State media had conflicting reports on casualties.
Police detain man over mom who went missing in Istanbul AP - 2 hrs 23 mins ago
Turkish news reports said Sierra had arranged to meet her contact on a bridge the day she went missing.
Retired cardinal who moved pedophile priests relieved of duties AP - 3 hrs ago
Retired Cardinal Roger Mahony was relieved of his remaining duties on the same night the church released thousands of pages of personnel files of priests accused of sexual abuse.

Boston News

Mother pleads guilty to hosting underage drinking partyBoston Globe - 14 hrs ago
Delta Airlines flight is evacuated at Logan; no injuries reportedBoston Globe - 15 hrs ago
Daily Item's Valentine's Day GreetingsDaily Item - 5 hrs ago
Hundreds attend Swampscott STEM NightDaily Item - 5 hrs ago
Babson College Students Hurt In Wellesley CollisionCBS Boston - 1 hr 15 mins ago
3 Hurt In Wrong-Way Crash On I-495 In WarehamCBS Boston - 2 hrs 24 mins ago

Sports News

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Report: RB Foster considering heart procedure AP - 1 hr 30 mins ago
HOUSTON (AP) — Houston Texans running back Arian Foster says he's considering a heart procedure to address a condition that forced him out of a game. More »Report: RB Foster considering heart procedure
HOUSTON (AP) — Houston Texans running back Arian Foster says he's considering a heart procedure to address a condition that forced him out of a game.
South Africa's Smith fails with bat on landmark day Reuters - 2 hrs 18 mins ago
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Graeme Smith failed to top his landmark day with a big score as the South African skipper, captaining his 100th test on his 32nd birthday, made 24 on the first morning of the first … More »South Africa's Smith fails with bat on landmark day
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Graeme Smith failed to top his landmark day with a big score as the South African skipper, captaining his 100th test on his 32nd birthday, made 24 on the first morning of the first test against Pakistan on Friday. Two wickets late in the opening session saw South Africa go into lunch on 68 for two …
Garcia laments low scoring as shoulder pain flares up Reuters - 2 hrs 21 mins ago
DUBAI (Reuters) - Most golfers would do anything for birdies and eagles on their scorecards but Ryder Cup hero Sergio Garcia could have done without them as it forced him to keep playing with a sore shoulder … More »Garcia laments low scoring as shoulder pain flares up
DUBAI (Reuters) - Most golfers would do anything for birdies and eagles on their scorecards but Ryder Cup hero Sergio Garcia could have done without them as it forced him to keep playing with a sore shoulder in the Dubai Desert Classic on Friday. The world number 14 carded a five-under-par 67 to sit two shots behind Thorbjorn …
Ravens FB Leach on collision course to stardom AP - 2 hrs 42 mins ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Vonta Leach's job is to get involved in a collision so Ray Rice won't. More »Ravens FB Leach on collision course to stardom
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Vonta Leach's job is to get involved in a collision so Ray Rice won't.
Black ex-coaches say NFL's Rooney Rule is broken AP - 2 hrs 45 mins ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Three black former NFL head coaches say the league needs to rethink its Rooney Rule for promoting minority hiring after 15 top vacancies — eight head coaching jobs and seven general … More »Black ex-coaches say NFL's Rooney Rule is broken
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Three black former NFL head coaches say the league needs to rethink its Rooney Rule for promoting minority hiring after 15 top vacancies — eight head coaching jobs and seven general manager positions — were all filled by white candidates since the regular season ended a month ago.
Rogge confident Pyeongchang will overcome debt obstacle Reuters - 3 hrs ago
SEOUL (Reuters) - International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge is confident Pyeongchang will host a successful Winter Olympics in 2018 despite fears that preparations could suffer as the South … More »Rogge confident Pyeongchang will overcome debt obstacle
SEOUL (Reuters) - International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge is confident Pyeongchang will host a successful Winter Olympics in 2018 despite fears that preparations could suffer as the South Korean town battles mounting debts. "We are extremely happy not only by the progress of the work but by the fact that …
Mickelson shoots 60 at Phoenix Open AP - 3 hrs ago
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Phil Mickelson thought his 25-footer for a 59 was going in. So did caddie Jim Mackay, playing partners Jason Dufner and Rickie Fowler, and the fans packed around the ninth green … More »Mickelson shoots 60 at Phoenix Open
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Phil Mickelson thought his 25-footer for a 59 was going in. So did caddie Jim Mackay, playing partners Jason Dufner and Rickie Fowler, and the fans packed around the ninth green at TPC Scottsdale.
Gay-rights backers await for their Jackie Robinson AP - 4 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Brendon Ayanbadejo has heard from many players who applaud his support of gay marriage — some of them teammates, others from the opposing side of the line. More »Gay-rights backers await for their Jackie Robinson
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Brendon Ayanbadejo has heard from many players who applaud his support of gay marriage — some of them teammates, others from the opposing side of the line.
Column: Painful losses endure for Kaepernicks AP - 4 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Lance Kaepernick was 23 days old when he died. More »Column: Painful losses endure for Kaepernicks
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Lance Kaepernick was 23 days old when he died.
Dependable 49ers offensive linemen carry big load AP - 4 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Right guard Alex Boone arrives for work most days and swears at left guard Mike Iupati. From Boone, it's always considered a term of endearment directed at his 49ers offensive linem … More »Dependable 49ers offensive linemen carry big load
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Right guard Alex Boone arrives for work most days and swears at left guard Mike Iupati. From Boone, it's always considered a term of endearment directed at his 49ers offensive linemates.
Carville, Matalin enjoy role as Big Easy boosters AP - 5 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — When Mary Matalin heard a baby cry during a Super Bowl news conference this week, she paused midsentence, peered in the direction of the fussing child and asked: "Is that my husband … More »Carville, Matalin enjoy role as Big Easy boosters
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — When Mary Matalin heard a baby cry during a Super Bowl news conference this week, she paused midsentence, peered in the direction of the fussing child and asked: "Is that my husband?"
Sharks beat Oilers 3-2 in shootout to open 7-0 AP - 6 hrs ago
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — After rolling to their first five victories, the San Jose Sharks are showing they can win the tight games, too. More »Sharks beat Oilers 3-2 in shootout to open 7-0
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — After rolling to their first five victories, the San Jose Sharks are showing they can win the tight games, too.
PREVIEW-Soccer-Last eight offer tasty mix at African Nations Reuters - 7 hrs ago
PORT ELIZABETH, South Africa (Reuters) - The right ingredients seem to be in place to make the knockout rounds of the African Nations Cup, which reaches the quarter-finals stage this weekend, a real football … More »PREVIEW-Soccer-Last eight offer tasty mix at African Nations
PORT ELIZABETH, South Africa (Reuters) - The right ingredients seem to be in place to make the knockout rounds of the African Nations Cup, which reaches the quarter-finals stage this weekend, a real football feast for fans a little short-changed by the group games. Hosts South Africa have survived, so have the tournament …
Fiorentina sign Sissoko on loan from PSG Reuters - 7 hrs ago
(Reuters) - Fiorentina have bolstered their push for a Champions League spot next season by signing Paris St Germain's defensive midfielder Momo Sissoko on Thursday. The Florence club, sixth in Serie A … More »Fiorentina sign Sissoko on loan from PSG
(Reuters) - Fiorentina have bolstered their push for a Champions League spot next season by signing Paris St Germain's defensive midfielder Momo Sissoko on Thursday. The Florence club, sixth in Serie A and seven points off Italy's third Champions League spot, said in a statement on transfer deadline day that the Mali international …
I'm part of history, says Adebayor of Togo's progress Reuters - 7 hrs ago
NELSPRUIT, South Africa (Reuters) - Togo have confounded conventional wisdom by reaching the last eight at the African Nations Cup despite chaotic preparations for the tournament. The small west African … More »I'm part of history, says Adebayor of Togo's progress
NELSPRUIT, South Africa (Reuters) - Togo have confounded conventional wisdom by reaching the last eight at the African Nations Cup despite chaotic preparations for the tournament. The small west African country will meet Burkina Faso on Sunday having made it past the group phase for the first time in eight attempts. Togo …
Beyonce says sang along to pre-recorded track at inauguration Reuters - 8 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Singer Beyonce said she sang along to a pre-recorded track at the inauguration of President Barack Obama, but delivered a stirring a cappella version of the U.S. national anthem … More »Beyonce says sang along to pre-recorded track at inauguration
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Singer Beyonce said she sang along to a pre-recorded track at the inauguration of President Barack Obama, but delivered a stirring a cappella version of the U.S. national anthem at a Super Bowl news conference on Thursday. She also said would be singing live at the half-time show of the National …
Beyonce admits Inauguration Day pre-recording AP - 8 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Beyonce answered critics of her Inauguration Day performance the best way she could — with another sterling performance of the national anthem. More »Beyonce admits Inauguration Day pre-recording
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Beyonce answered critics of her Inauguration Day performance the best way she could — with another sterling performance of the national anthem.
Winter X Games snowmobiler dies after Colo. crash AP - 9 hrs ago
DENVER (AP) — Caleb Moore was a Texas kid drawn to the snow, rehearsing complicated tricks on a snowmobile into a foam pit back home until they became second nature and ready for the mountains. More »Winter X Games snowmobiler dies after Colo. crash
DENVER (AP) — Caleb Moore was a Texas kid drawn to the snow, rehearsing complicated tricks on a snowmobile into a foam pit back home until they became second nature and ready for the mountains.
Talented 49ers roster finally comes of age Reuters - 11 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Barely three years since being derided as a sorry parody of the franchise which once dominated the NFL, the San Francisco 49ers have a chance to claim a record-equaling sixth Super … More »Talented 49ers roster finally comes of age
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Barely three years since being derided as a sorry parody of the franchise which once dominated the NFL, the San Francisco 49ers have a chance to claim a record-equaling sixth Super Bowl win on Sunday. It has been 18 years since the 49ers last appeared in a Super Bowl - their fifth victory coming …
SUPER BOWL WATCH: Beyonce, avocados, practice AP - 11 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Around Super Bowl XLVII and its host city with journalists from The Associated Press bringing the flavor and details of everything surrounding the game: More »SUPER BOWL WATCH: Beyonce, avocados, practice
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Around Super Bowl XLVII and its host city with journalists from The Associated Press bringing the flavor and details of everything surrounding the game:
Gay-rights backers wait for their Jackie Robinson AP - 11 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Brendon Ayanbadejo has heard from many players who applaud his support of gay marriage — some of them teammates, others from the opposing side of the line. More »Gay-rights backers wait for their Jackie Robinson
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Brendon Ayanbadejo has heard from many players who applaud his support of gay marriage — some of them teammates, others from the opposing side of the line.
Union head takes on NFL on player safety issues AP - 11 hrs ago
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — So much for labor peace in the NFL. More »Union head takes on NFL on player safety issues
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — So much for labor peace in the NFL.
Fights have spiked in another shortened NHL season AP - 12 hrs ago
DETROIT (AP) — Wanna fight? More »Fights have spiked in another shortened NHL season
DETROIT (AP) — Wanna fight?
5 Super Bowl ads that enlist viewer help AP - 12 hrs ago
Advertisers are finding new ways to get viewers into the game during Super Bowl XLVII, which airs on CBS on Sunday. Here are 5 campaigns that enlist viewer help in one form or another. More »5 Super Bowl ads that enlist viewer help
Advertisers are finding new ways to get viewers into the game during Super Bowl XLVII, which airs on CBS on Sunday. Here are 5 campaigns that enlist viewer help in one form or another.
After 20 years of booing, Gary Bettman still standing Reuters - 13 hrs ago
(Reuters) - Gary Bettman will mark 20 years as commissioner of the National Hockey League (NHL) on Friday and on YouTube fans have posted a 97 second appraisal of his performance. It is an unflattering … More »After 20 years of booing, Gary Bettman still standing
(Reuters) - Gary Bettman will mark 20 years as commissioner of the National Hockey League (NHL) on Friday and on YouTube fans have posted a 97 second appraisal of his performance. It is an unflattering montage chronicling two often stormy decades of Bettman awarding the Stanley Cup to the winning team, backed by a soundtrack …

Business News

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Exxon's quarterly profit rises 6 percent Reuters - 14 mins ago
(Reuters) - Exxon Mobil Corp , the world's largest publicly traded oil company, on Friday reported a higher-than-expected 6 percent increase in quarterly profit, helped … More »Exxon's quarterly profit rises 6 percent
(Reuters) - Exxon Mobil Corp , the world's largest publicly traded oil company, on Friday reported a higher-than-expected 6 percent increase in quarterly profit, helped by its chemical and refining businesses. The Irving, Texas company said profit in the fourth quarter was $9.95 billion, or $2.20 per share, compared with …
Google moves closer to resolving EU investigation Reuters - 21 mins ago
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Google has offered to take specific steps to ally competition regulators' concerns about its business practices, in a major move towards ending a … More »Google moves closer to resolving EU investigation
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Google has offered to take specific steps to ally competition regulators' concerns about its business practices, in a major move towards ending a two-year investigation and avoiding billions of dollars in fines. The European Commission said on Friday it had received detailed proposals from the world's …
Mattel misses analysts' estimates for holiday quarter Reuters - 1 hr 39 mins ago
(Reuters) - Mattel Inc missed Wall Street's profit and sales estimates for the fourth quarter on weak demand for Barbie dolls and movie-themed toys in the holiday season. … More »Mattel misses analysts' estimates for holiday quarter
(Reuters) - Mattel Inc missed Wall Street's profit and sales estimates for the fourth quarter on weak demand for Barbie dolls and movie-themed toys in the holiday season. Friday's news from the world's largest toy company came just days after rival Hasbro Inc warned its fourth-quarter revenue could fall far short of analysts' …
Merck beats forecast for fourth quarter, cautious on 2013 Reuters - 38 mins ago
(Reuters) - Merck & Co Inc's quarterly results beat estimates, helped by strong sales of its Januvia diabetes drug and Gardasil vaccine against cervical cancer, but the … More »Merck beats forecast for fourth quarter, cautious on 2013
(Reuters) - Merck & Co Inc's quarterly results beat estimates, helped by strong sales of its Januvia diabetes drug and Gardasil vaccine against cervical cancer, but the company forecast 2013 profit at the low end of expectations. Merck also said Friday it will not seek approval until next year for osteoporosis treatment …
Legg Mason reports quarterly loss on asset writedowns Reuters - 17 mins ago
(Reuters) - Legg Mason Inc reported a quarterly loss on Friday on charges for impaired assets and continued outflows from its equity and bond funds, and the asset manager … More »Legg Mason reports quarterly loss on asset writedowns
(Reuters) - Legg Mason Inc reported a quarterly loss on Friday on charges for impaired assets and continued outflows from its equity and bond funds, and the asset manager said it should name a permanent CEO soon. The company's board is "nearing completion" of its search for a new chief executive officer and should name …
Chrysler posts highest January sales since 2008 Reuters - 33 mins ago
DETROIT (Reuters) - Chrysler Group LLC said January car sales of 117,731 were the best since 2008 and projected industry sales during the month grew at an annual rate … More »Chrysler posts highest January sales since 2008
DETROIT (Reuters) - Chrysler Group LLC said January car sales of 117,731 were the best since 2008 and projected industry sales during the month grew at an annual rate of 15.5 million. All Chrysler brands except Jeep reported year-on-year sales gains, with the Dodge brand up 37 percent from a year ago. Jeep sales were down …
Barclays CEO Jenkins says won't take a 2012 bonus Reuters - 33 mins ago
LONDON (Reuters) - New Barclays Chief Executive Antony Jenkins has opted not to take a bonus for 2012, saying he should "bear an appropriate degree of accountability" … More »Barclays CEO Jenkins says won't take a 2012 bonus
LONDON (Reuters) - New Barclays Chief Executive Antony Jenkins has opted not to take a bonus for 2012, saying he should "bear an appropriate degree of accountability" for the difficult year his bank endured. Jenkins, who became CEO in August, said he was aware of considerable speculation about his bonus so to avoid further …
Few surprises in Super Bowl ads AP - 3 mins 3 secs ago
NEW YORK (AP) — So much for surprises. More »Few surprises in Super Bowl ads
NEW YORK (AP) — So much for surprises.
Chrysler sales up 16 percent in January AP - 40 mins ago
DETROIT (AP) — Chrysler says its U.S. sales rose 16 percent last month for its best January in five years. More »Chrysler sales up 16 percent in January
DETROIT (AP) — Chrysler says its U.S. sales rose 16 percent last month for its best January in five years.
Solid Jan. hiring would boost hopes for US economy AP - 1 hr 31 mins ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — The January employment report is expected to show Friday that job growth remained steady last month even though Americans began receiving smaller paychecks … More »Solid Jan. hiring would boost hopes for US economy
WASHINGTON (AP) — The January employment report is expected to show Friday that job growth remained steady last month even though Americans began receiving smaller paychecks that could keep the economy sluggish.
Generic competition, charges cut Merck Q4 profit AP - 38 mins ago
Merck & Co.'s fourth-quarter profit fell 7 percent as generic competition slashed sales of its blockbuster allergy drug Singulair and the drugmaker took sizeable restructuring … More »Generic competition, charges cut Merck Q4 profit
Merck & Co.'s fourth-quarter profit fell 7 percent as generic competition slashed sales of its blockbuster allergy drug Singulair and the drugmaker took sizeable restructuring and acquisition charges. The company still beat Wall Street expectations.
Mattel 4Q results miss Wall Street's expectations AP - 54 mins ago
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. (AP) — Barbie maker Mattel Inc.'s fourth-quarter net income fell 17 percent, weighed down by a litigation charge. More »Mattel 4Q results miss Wall Street's expectations
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. (AP) — Barbie maker Mattel Inc.'s fourth-quarter net income fell 17 percent, weighed down by a litigation charge.
MetLife to spend $2 billion on pension business AP - 1 hr 33 mins ago
NEW YORK (AP) — MetLife Inc. plans to pay about $2 billion to buy the largest private pension fund administrator in Chile, as the insurer and annuity provider seeks to … More »MetLife to spend $2 billion on pension business
NEW YORK (AP) — MetLife Inc. plans to pay about $2 billion to buy the largest private pension fund administrator in Chile, as the insurer and annuity provider seeks to build its presence in emerging markets.
Markets higher as investors await US jobs report AP - 2 hrs 28 mins ago
LONDON (AP) — Some rare good economic news from Europe pushed stock markets higher on Friday as investors awaited a key U.S. employment report that is expected to show … More »Markets higher as investors await US jobs report
LONDON (AP) — Some rare good economic news from Europe pushed stock markets higher on Friday as investors awaited a key U.S. employment report that is expected to show steady, if unremarkable, job growth.
Futures moving higher ahead of January jobs report AP - 1 hr 43 mins ago
NEW YORK (AP) — Stock futures are heading higher before the release of the January employment report, which is expected to show consistent job growth. More »Futures moving higher ahead of January jobs report
NEW YORK (AP) — Stock futures are heading higher before the release of the January employment report, which is expected to show consistent job growth.
Endowment returns flat for universities AP - 8 hrs ago
After two strong years, college and university endowments lost ground slightly during the fiscal year ending last June 30, with their investments declining 0.3 percent … More »Endowment returns flat for universities
After two strong years, college and university endowments lost ground slightly during the fiscal year ending last June 30, with their investments declining 0.3 percent on average, according to a new study.
CEO of scandal-hit Barclays gives up 2012 bonus AP - 1 hr 9 mins ago
LONDON (AP) — The chief executive of Britain's scandal-hit Barclays bank says he's giving up his 2012 bonus amid a string of high-profile scandals over mis-selling products … More »CEO of scandal-hit Barclays gives up 2012 bonus
LONDON (AP) — The chief executive of Britain's scandal-hit Barclays bank says he's giving up his 2012 bonus amid a string of high-profile scandals over mis-selling products and market-fixing.
Gasoline prices get early start on spring surge @ Yahoo! Finance - 12 hrs ago
Gasoline prices are getting an early start on their annual spring march higher. More »Gasoline prices get early start on spring surge
Gasoline prices are getting an early start on their annual spring march higher.
Income surge puts consumers in better shape @ Reuters - 18 hrs ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - American income growth surged in December as companies rushed to make dividend payments before higher tax rates set in, while buoyant wage growth … More »Income surge puts consumers in better shape
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - American income growth surged in December as companies rushed to make dividend payments before higher tax rates set in, while buoyant wage growth also gave a lift to households. U.S. personal income rose 2.6 percent last month, the biggest increase in eight years, the Commerce Department said on Thursday. …
Home prices see best yearly gain since 2006 @ Reuters - Tue, Jan 29, 2013
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Home prices rose in November, climbing more than five percent from a year ago in the biggest increase since August 2006 when the housing market was … More »Home prices see best yearly gain since 2006
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Home prices rose in November, climbing more than five percent from a year ago in the biggest increase since August 2006 when the housing market was starting to collapse. Data on consumer confidence on Tuesday was less encouraging, with moods falling to their lowest level in more than a year as Americans …

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