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Connie Villa, 35, is Accused of Murdering her 13-Year-old Daughter
Can there be such thing as a shark photobomb? A California Mom caught an unexpected surprise guest in one of her family photos.
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredDENVER (AP) — A man suspected of killing three people and setting fire to a home in southern Colorado has been captured in Oklahoma after a nationwide manhunt, authorities said Sunday.
By Hamid Shalizi KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan on Monday rejected as baseless a U.S. intelligence forecast that the gains the United States and allies have made in the past three years will be significantly rolled back by 2017. The U.S. National Intelligence Estimate also predicted that…
More than 1,200 people in at least six states witness fireball in the sky.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Chris Weidman accepted his UFC middleweight title belt with a grimace and a furtive look over his shoulder. Anderson Silva writhed and screamed on the canvas behind him, his left leg grotesquely broken by a kick to Weidman's knee.
The new year is bringing a host of new laws taking effect in January or thereabouts. A look at some state and local laws that are making news:
Oakland (United States) (AFP) - Peyton Manning broke one NFL passing record and stretched another on Sunday as the Denver Broncos also set a league mark for the most points in a single season. The record-shattering effort came in the first half against the Oakland Raiders, giving the visiting…
In a flash, the 2016 contender has seen his reputation slide from straight-talking pragmatist to partisan bully. Could a local scandal really take down Hillary’s biggest competition?
DEAR ABBY: For 17 years I have been using the same hairstylist, "Marietta," because she does great cuts and color. She's married to my cousin "Gil," but not for long. They're divorcing.Gil's mother suggested I should find a different stylist, but when I did, I had horrible results. I returned to…
The head of UK Power Networks, one of Britain's biggest electricity distributors, said its response to a storm that cut off more than 300,000 customers on Christmas Eve had been too slow because many staff were on holiday at the same time. Basil Scarsella, chief executive of the company owned by…
Firebrand conservative Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, expressed no regrets over his role in this fall’s government shutdown today in an exclusive interview with ABC’s Jonathan Karl for “This Week,” placing the blame for the 16-day closure squarely on the shoulders of Democratic leaders. “I think...
The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for a man who jumped overboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship.
Warren Weinstein Was Kidnapped by Al Qaeda Two Years Ago
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5 things to know about Titans finishing season by beating Texans 16-10; Houston nabs top pick
Former world number one Venus Williams battled into the second round of the Auckland Classic on Monday with a 6-3, 7-6 (7/1) win over Czech wildcard Andrea Hlavackova. At 33, she is the oldest player at the Auckland tournament, a warm-up event for next month's Australian Open. Williams will meet…
By Ghaith Shennib TRIPOLI (Reuters) - Oil security guards in central Libya have threatened to block a gas pipeline to the capital Tripoli unless the government meets their salary demands, oil sources and local media said on Sunday. If confirmed, the protest would mark an escalation of a wave of…
SEATTLE (AP) — Once the doors to the Seattle Seahawks' locker room opened, the music came blaring out. Players danced while still in uniform and donned hats reading "NFC West Champions."
Researchers have found clues that suggest why the parasite that causes toxoplasmosis creates inconsistent symptoms in humans. The team from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) published its findings on toxoplasma gondii, the malaria-linked parasite that causes toxoplasmosis, in the…