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This edition was generated on Mon Dec 28 08:45:01 EST 2015
DEAR ABBY: I'm a 20-year-old college student. I have never dated anyone besides my current boyfriend, "Cody." He's my first-ever boyfriend. I met him in high school, but we ran into each other in college and quickly began a relationship. We're now into our third year together.We have professed our…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
I'm not sure there's an actor in the history of cinema that has required more saving than Matt Damon . I'd never really noticed it before, but one astute Quora user posed a hysterical hypothetical question to the community earlier this year that was more interesting than I ever imagined: "How much…
This eccentric African president claims he can cure AIDS. But his favorite magic trick is making dissidents disappear.
By Jonathan Landay, Warren Strobel and Phil Stewart WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Islamic State has set up departments to handle "war spoils," including slaves, and the exploitation of natural resources such as oil, creating the trappings of government that enable it to manage large swaths of Syria and…
Riyadh (AFP) - OPEC kingpin Saudi Arabia posted a record $98 billion budget deficit in 2015 due to the sharp fall in oil prices, the finance ministry said on Monday.
This formula is based on 15-years' back-tested data that displays an "X" pattern. "You will, with 100% certainty, only buy stocks that are going up."
BEIJING (AP) — Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi, who gained international fame for her role in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," posted a photo of a baby's hand online Monday to announce the arrival of her daughter.
The 2016 Trax Midnight Edition aims to give the hugely popular compact crossover a darker edge. Set to go on sale in February, the Midnight Edition boasts a black paint job, black exterior moldings and black wheels. Whether as the Chevrolet Trax in the US or as the Opel Mokka in Europe, the compact…
By Sam Wilkin DUBAI (Reuters) - Iran will take reciprocal measures in response to any breach of this year's nuclear deal, the Foreign Ministry warned on Monday, after Tehran said new U.S. visa restrictions contravened the historic agreement. Iran has started to restrict its nuclear program under…
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Technically Incorrect: In San Diego, the man was said to be staring down at his device and not looking where he was walking.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minnesota Vikings had all afternoon to watch their competitors play, with the realistic possibility that their spot in the postseason would be secured by the time they took the field.
Malaysia Airlines has said it is investigating a Christmas Day mix-up that sent a plane flying in the wrong direction after it left Auckland, in the latest incident to hit the carrier. Media reports said that eight minutes into the flight, the pilot of the Airbus A330 asked Auckland air traffic…
Police shot and killed an ex-convict Saturday morning after he refused to stop throwing rocks at officers outside a Phoenix precinct.
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Provide-SavingsSponsoredBy Alana Wise WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump assailed a leading committee chairman in Congress on Sunday for backing Marco Rubio, Trump's rival for the party's nomination. Trump, the front-runner in the Republican race, needled Trey Gowdy for his role as…
KAILUA, Hawaii (AP) — The latest on President Barack Obama's annual two-week vacation in Hawaii (all times local):
DEAR ABBY: My daughter, a single parent, has a 27-year-old son who has assaulted her several times. He has never worked and has been in trouble with the law because of drugs. Recently, she called me to ask if she and her son could spend the night with me. (They live 160 miles away.) I told her that…
British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and his wife are donating $1 million (900,000 euros) to help Syrian refugees, the charities receiving the money announced Sunday. The "Borat" star and actress wife Isla Fisher are giving $500,000 to Save the Children to pay for measles vaccinations for children in…
Wondering where to retire? Here's a list of the highest rated cities in your state using statistics from many sources. Did your city make the list?
Militiamen loyal to an influential Afghan lawmaker beheaded four Islamic State fighters and publicly displayed their severed heads, officials said Sunday, highlighting an increasingly brutal conflict as the jihadist group makes inroads in Afghanistan. The militia force loyal to Haji Zahir, deputy…
(Reuters) - Three adults and two children drowned when floodwaters swept away their car in Illinois on Saturday night, according to officials and local media.
SEATTLE (AP) — Dave Henderson, the former major league outfielder who hit one of the most famous home runs in postseason history, died Sunday after suffering a massive heart attack. He was 57.