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This edition was generated on Sun Dec 27 08:45:02 EST 2015
DEAR ABBY: My daughter, a single parent, has a 27-year-old son who has assaulted her several times. He has never worked and has been in trouble with the law because of drugs. Recently, she called me to ask if she and her son could spend the night with me. (They live 160 miles away.) I told her that…
Behold, the first-ever black stainless steel kitchen. The new exclusive color that's as bold as you are. Visit the KitchenAid site to view appliances.
EDGEWATER, N.J. (AP) — A man shot and killed his wife and 8-year-old daughter before turning the gun on himself at a luxury high-rise apartment building, authorities said.
Police in Chicago have shot and killed three people, including a mother of five who they said was shot "accidentally" when officers responded to a domestic disturbance. The killings are the first in the city since protests last month over a video showing a white police officer in Chicago shooting…
CLEVELAND (AP) — Browns linebacker Armonty Bryant will not play in Sunday's game at Kansas City after he and safety De'Ante Saunders were arrested Christmas morning following a traffic stop.
Saudi Arabia intercepted a missile fired on its territory from Yemen's rebel-held capital, the Saudi-led coalition announced on Sunday, in the latest cross-border attack on the kingdom. Saudi air defence forces intercepted "a Scud missile fired from Sanaa in Yemen towards the city of Najran" late…
Steve Harvey, the man who famously gave the Miss Universe crown to the wrong contestant, has now offered the world Easter greetings -- on Christmas Day. "Merry Easter, y'all!" ran the caption to a picture of smiling Harvey, smoking a cigar and flashing a peace sign. The picture was posted Friday on…
A Trenton woman trying to get help after an accident was killed Christmas night in a multi-vehicle crash in Lehigh County.
"I don't know how else to explain it other than that somebody has hate in their heart, obviously, to do this to somebody else."
In rural Cambodia, where fish is both a staple and cultural touchstone and iron deficiency is common, a small swimmer may be part of a solution to a problem that, globally, costs billions annually. The World Bank estimates that anemia, a condition caused by severe iron deficiency and marked by lack…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
DEAR ABBY: I recently went on a cruise with several other women. I was friendly with one of them, but didn't know the others. I am overweight. One of the other women, "Dolores," was also overweight, heavier than me, in fact. She's very proud of being Christian, but she made the comment, in front of…
BERLIN (AP) — For 70 years since the Nazi defeat in World War II, copyright law has been used in Germany to prohibit the publication of "Mein Kampf" — the notorious anti-Semitic tome in which Adolf Hitler set out his ideology.
In a city troubled by allegations of police misuse of force, a Chicago police officer shot and killed a male college student and a mother of five, both black, early on Saturday morning, and police shot another person at a separate location hours later. The police department of the nation's…
TAVARES, Fla. (AP) — A Florida couple say presents have piled up for their year-old son, whose Christmas card with Santa captivated readers nationwide.
He's not your typical investor. One investment idea sent him on his way to earning six figures while still living with his mother and father.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the secretive leader of the Islamic State group, called for an uprising in Saudi Arabia and pledged to attack Israel, in an audio recording released Saturday and attributed to him. The 24-minute recording would be Baghdadi's first in seven months, during which IS has been…
Die-hard jihadists made a desperate last stand late Saturday in Ramadi's former government complex, the main remaining target of Iraqi forces reconquering the city they lost in May. After a push on Tuesday that broke the Islamic State group's defences around the city centre, government forces were…
The Portland Trail Blazers crushed LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers 105-76 on a topsy-turvy day in the NBA that saw the Philadelphia 76ers notch their second win of the season. In Portland, Allen Crabbe scored 21 of his career-high 26 points in the first half to put the Trail Blazers on the…
The number of people confirmed dead after greater Dallas area as a storm system brought tornadoes and flooding rises to at least eight. Rough cut (no reporter narration).
These 12 Stunning Underwater Discoveries Will Definitely Make Your Jaw Drop! It's Crazy To Think That Humans Have Only Explored 5% Of The Worlds...
A young woman who was recruited as a teen by her father to rob banks is slowly rebuilding her life since being released from a Texas jail this September. Abby Catt was just 18 years old when she went on her first bank heist with her father Scott Catt and her brother Hayden Catt, then 20, in August…
Who needs Christmas movies when you have Star Wars? Droves turned out to see The Force Awakens during their day off on Friday, as the J.J. Abrams film crushed the Christmas Day box office record with $49.3 million in sales. If you want even more box office records, The Force Awakens looks as if it…
PHOENIX (AP) — Officials say a Phoenix police officer shot and killed a man in his 30s outside a precinct station after the man hit a police vehicle and a police officer with either a rock or brick on Saturday morning, the Arizona Republic reported (http://bit.ly/1Pqcc85).