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Fierce clashes in northern Syria between regime loyalists and rebels including Al-Qaeda fighters have left more than 70 dead, a monitoring group said Saturday. Al-Qaeda affiliate Al-Nusra Front launched the assault on Friday with a suicide attack against forces loyal to President Bashar al-Assad in…
This formula is based on 15-years' back-tested data that displays an "X" pattern. "You will, with 100% certainty, only buy stocks that are going up."
Authorities in Bergen County, New Jersey, said investigators believe a man, 53, shot and killed his wife and daughter. "We don't know whether it was financial, we don't know whether it was familial," Bergen County Prosecutor John Molinelli said at a news conference late on Friday. The bodies were…
Steve Harvey, the man who famously gave the Miss Universe crown to the wrong contestant, has now offered the world Easter greetings -- on Christmas Day. "Merry Easter, y'all!" ran the caption to a picture of smiling Harvey, smoking a cigar and flashing a peace sign. The picture was posted Friday on…
DEAR ABBY: I recently went on a cruise with several other women. I was friendly with one of them, but didn't know the others. I am overweight. One of the other women, "Dolores," was also overweight, heavier than me, in fact. She's very proud of being Christian, but she made the comment, in front of…
TAVARES, Fla. (AP) — A Florida couple say presents have piled up for their year-old son, whose Christmas card with Santa captivated readers nationwide.
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
A Japanese court on Friday ordered camera maker Nikon to pay damages to a South Korean photographer whose Tokyo exhibition on Japanese wartime sex slaves was temporarily cancelled, the company said. The Tokyo District Court ordered Nikon to pay 1.1 million yen ($9,100) to Japan-based cameraman Ahn…
A Chinese coastguard vessel with what appeared to be gun turrets entered territorial waters claimed by Japan in the East China Sea, Japan's coastguard said on Saturday, adding that it was the first such incursion by an armed Chinese vessel in the disputed area. The vessel was one of three that…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Taunted by Republicans to declare war on "radical Islamic terrorism," Democrats are turning to an unlikely ally: George W. Bush.
When the unthinkable happens to you in a public place, the hope is that some anonymous strangers will come to your defense. But when Iqra Mohamed, a 20-year-old Muslim woman who lives in London, says she was spat on by an unidentified white man on a public bus, no one came to her defense. Instead,…
Poor Justin Bieber can't get away, having been spotted naked in Bora Bora. But there are places where you can let it all hang out without judgement.
BART police discovered a dead man inside a U-Haul truck that was used by the man who allegedly shot a BART police officer in the arm at the Hayward BART station this morning.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three children and their mother were killed in a Southern California mobile home fire on Christmas morning, while the family's father survived the fast-moving blaze.
After a major push on Tuesday that broke IS defences around the city centre, government forces have been slowed by snipers, booby traps, roadside bombs and suicide attackers. "CTS has cleared Hoz neighbourhood in central Ramadi completely and arrived near the government complex," the force's…
A young woman who was recruited as a teen by her father to rob banks is slowly rebuilding her life since being released from a Texas jail this September. Abby Catt was just 18 years old when she went on her first bank heist with her father Scott Catt and her brother Hayden Catt, then 20, in August…
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Burglars just want tacos! When robbers break into Frijoles & Frecas Grilled Tacos, the store's manager transforms the crime footage into a viral sensation.
Three kids and one woman were killed after the children's father tried to rescue his family from their mobile home that caught fire at Big Bear Lake on Christmas morning.
Now is the traditional time of year when stores unload their unsold holiday stock, and consumers go buy whatever wasn't under the Christmas tree. Retailers like Amazon and Best Buy start offering discounts shortly after Christmas on things like televisions and laptops. The deals don’t last long,…
It was a big year for marijuana, which gained more and more momentum in its movement toward full legalization. Midway through the year, 23 states and Washington D.C. had marijuana legalized in some form. States like Hawaii, Delaware, Michigan and Vermont legalized weed for medicinal purposes.
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The images shocked the world and raised awareness of the plight of the millions of people fleeing Syria. Now the father of Alan Kurdi, the three-year-old toddler whose lifeless body was photographed in September after it washed ashore on a Turkish beach, has a holiday request for us all. “I’d like…
POMONA, Calif. (AP) — Police are searching for a 51-year-old man they say burned a woman to death on Friday after he poured gasoline on her and set her ablaze.
DEAR ABBY: Over the years I have come to realize that my father-in-law is condescending toward women. He expects his wife will do all the cooking, cleaning and housework despite the fact that she has a demanding, full-time job and he doesn't work outside the home.When we go to dinner over there, it…