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This edition was generated on Fri Dec 25 08:45:01 EST 2015
It wasn't pretty.
A bale of hay is one of the thousands of things a business cannot control. But with Chase for Business, what it can control, is its finances.
DEAR ABBY: Over the years I have come to realize that my father-in-law is condescending toward women. He expects his wife will do all the cooking, cleaning and housework despite the fact that she has a demanding, full-time job and he doesn't work outside the home.When we go to dinner over there, it…
Two thousand Syrian Islamist fighters are expected to be evacuated soon from besieged, rebel-held areas of southern Damascus in a deal brokered by the United Nations, a Hezbollah TV station said on Friday. The militants include fighters of Islamic State and the Nusra Front, al Qaeda's offshoot in…
BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) — A couple in Ecuador is making history with a unique pregnancy: The father-to-be is carrying the baby of his transgender partner.
The 76ers, losers in 30 of their 31 games this season, sent two second round NBA draft picks to the Pelicans in exchange for Smith. Philadelphia waived guard Tony Wroten to make room for Smith on the roster.
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
Here are the states that'll probably legalize marijuana in 2016.
A Los Angeles McDonald's manager, described as a devoted husband and father, was gunned down in what friends say was a "senseless killing."
Burglars just want tacos! When robbers break into Frijoles & Frecas Grilled Tacos, the store's manager transforms the crime footage into a viral sensation.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Bristol Palin is a mother for the second time.
Doctors reveal a joint health discovery that delivers power relief to your joints in just a few days.
Turkish Internet servers are suffering a powerful cyber attack, slowing banking services and fanning fears that it could be a politically motivated attack from abroad. Nic.tr, a non-governmental organisation that administers addresses for websites using the "tr" domain, said Thursday that the…
Texans are bracing for January 1, when the state's new open carry law takes effect.
Derrick Williams was allegedly ripped off by two young women he met at a nightclub in the Meatpacking District and then brought home.
By Warren Strobel, Jonathan Landay and Phil Stewart WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Islamic State has sanctioned the harvesting of human organs in a previously undisclosed ruling by the group’s Islamic scholars, raising concerns that the violent extremist group may be trafficking in body parts. The…
15 Incredibly Large Animals You Won’t Believe Are Real!
Washington (AFP) - President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama -- and their two dogs -- on Friday paid tribute to US soldiers in a joint address wishing Americans a Merry Christmas.
DEAR ABBY: My 7-year-old daughter, "Rosie," recently came home in tears because a classmate, "Emily," told her I was a liar and she was an idiot for believing my lies. Then Rosie asked me if I had been the one putting money under her pillow and presents under the tree all along. Ultimately, I told…
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — The glimmer on Bobby Jindal has faded for most voters as he wraps up his final days as Louisiana's governor. While the governor has been traveling the state to shine up his eight-year legacy, his tenure appears tarnished by red ink.
Coca-Cola removed its ad after critics called it racially insensitive.
Without the proper planning, retirees can make some costly mistakes with their health and finances. Here are nine mistakes retirees tend to make.
SANDRINGHAM, England (AP) — In a festive red coat, Queen Elizabeth II led the royal family to a traditional Christmas Day church service Friday, but young Prince George and his baby sister Princess Charlotte stayed home amid the sprinkles of rain.
Russia is warming more than twice as fast as the rest of the world, the environment ministry said Friday, sounding an alarm on the rise in floods and wildfires nationwide. A government report on environmental protection said temperatures in Russia had warmed by 0.42 degrees Celsius per decade since…
A homeless man whose testimony helped convict a police killer got a new roof over his head for the holidays thanks to the Riverside Police Department.