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DEAR ABBY: My 7-year-old daughter, "Rosie," recently came home in tears because a classmate, "Emily," told her I was a liar and she was an idiot for believing my lies. Then Rosie asked me if I had been the one putting money under her pillow and presents under the tree all along. Ultimately, I told…
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It could have been a heartwarming Christmas story that defied the stereotype of the gravy-ladling "mean lunch lady." A 12-year-old student at Irving Middle School in Pocatello, Idaho, told a cafeteria worker she was hungry but had no money to pay for lunch. The worker, Dalene Bowden, quickly handed…
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The husband of a Bucks County day care provider has been charged with molesting a child left in their care.
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