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NEW YORK (AP) — A father threw his young child off the roof of a 52-story Manhattan apartment building in a murder-suicide on the first day he was allowed to be alone with the boy amid an ugly custody battle with the mother, police officials said Monday.
Last week, Mike Petrosino, a 21-year-old recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, was given a chance to say goodbye to his dog, Rusty.
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WEST MONROE, La. (AP) — "Faith. Family. Ducks." It's the unofficial motto for the family featured in the TV reality show Duck Dynasty and that homespun philosophy permeates nearly everything in this small north Louisiana town.
HONOLULU (AP) — He won't use it, and he didn't actually sign up for it himself, but President Barack Obama has enrolled for health coverage through the new insurance exchanges.
LANDOVER, Md. (AP) — Tony Romo's fourth-down, game-winning pass to DeMarco Murray doesn't erase the December stigma.
At a lake in California, cars are parked in what should be the middle of the lake under at least 20 feet of water.
The shock purge and execution of the North Korean leader's uncle stemmed from his attempts to take control of the country's lucrative coal export business, South Korea's spy chief told lawmakers Monday. Jang Song-Thaek, the once-powerful uncle and political regent to young leader Kim Jong-Un, was…
911 is not a toy, and apparently the Los Angeles city attorney’s office felt the need to make that point clear to a woman living there.
Storm problems cause severe delays at London Gatwick Airport and on many UK rail lines, roads
Chevron filed a motion with a court in Ecuador Monday seeking to reverse a ruling requiring it to pay $9.5 billion for pollution in the country's Amazon basin region. The US oil giant, which claims it was the victim of a trial riddled with fraud, in September was ordered to cover the fine for…
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — Donald Trump has filed two ethics complaints against state Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, accusing him of misconduct.
An astonishing and scary story from Seattle this weekend.
"It's key to focus on effort versus actual pace," John Honerkamp, chief coach of the New York Road Runners organization, tells U.S. News. 2. Learn to handle feeling overloaded.
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And thanks to that diet soda habit you just can’t seem to kick, the Great Lakes are becomingly subtly sweet—and calorie-free!—because of artificial sweeteners that are evading wastewater treatment facilities and flowing into the watershed. In a study published earlier this month by the journal…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The battle for AP entertainer of the year came down to the Girl on Fire and the Queen of Twerk.
Kremlin critic and Russia's one-time richest man Mikhail Khodorkovsky is expected to reunite with his wife Inna and their three children on Tuesday after spending 10 years in a Russian jail, his spokeswoman said. "The family is coming today," spokeswoman Olga Pispanen told AFP. Russia's most…
Local officials in a Beijing suburb have built themselves a white-walled, gold-domed office complex resembling Moscow's Kremlin, state media reported, prompting anger among Chinese who condemned the lavish buildings. Photos published by the Beijing Youth Daily newspaper show the sprawling complex,…