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DEAR ABBY: I found out a few months ago that my husband, "Hal," the father of my children, has had affairs with five different women. I left, and we are now being divorced.I desperately wanted revenge, so I have been secretly seeing Hal's good friend "Ron," whom he "forbade" me from contacting…
The Cameraman Wasn't Expecting To Capture These Iconic Internet Photos
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — A woman who refused to leave a hospital when doctors discharged her died after she was forcibly removed by police, authorities said Tuesday.
The pigs’ heads were found outside of Markazul Uloom Islamic school, which is located in Lancashire, about four hours north of London. Anti-Muslim hate crimes have been on the rise in the United States since 9/11, but have been especially notable in the weeks since the Paris and San…
In one of his most vicious attacks yet against former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump used a sexually derogatory remark in reference to her.
DUBAI (Reuters) - Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif said on Wednesday a new U.S. law putting visa restrictions on Iranians and those who had visited Iran would, if implemented, breach a nuclear deal Tehran had struck with world powers earlier this year. The new measure passed by the…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
Rose Lynn, a high schooler from Lawton, Oklahoma, posted to Facebook on Dec. 11 that she was told to go home from school and change because her outfit. The ensemble in question: a loose white top, a long gray cardigan and black leggings.
The National Football League (NFL) has issued a one-game suspension for New York Giants star wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr., in addition to a $52,529 fine, after the 23-year-old used excessive force in Sunday’s game against the Carolina Panthers' Josh Norman. The controversy surrounding Beckham’s…
The owners of several Berryhill restaurants say they're not politically correct, and they're OK with that. In fact, they've got a sign spelling out just how they fell.
Not too long ago, Eddie Tipton was convicted of hacking into the Multi-State Lottery Association's computer system in order to rig a nearly $17 million jackpot in Iowa. Now comes word that an investigation into Tipton's hacking activities is expanding to include a number of other states. Thus far,…
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
By Brendan O'Brien MILWAUKEE (Reuters) - A Wisconsin man was cited on Tuesday for hunting with an improper license after he killed a large male deer known as "Bow Tie" in the neighborhood around the Milwaukee-area park where it roamed, a state official said. Jason Elliott, 29, was accused of…
BERLIN (AP) — Adolf Hitler enjoyed special treatment, including plentiful supplies of beer, during his time at Landsberg prison in Germany following a coup attempt ten years before he successfully came to power, according to newly published historical documents.
A Frenchman who killed his boss and pinned his severed head to a fence at an industrial gas factory has committed suicide in his jail cell, prison authorities said Wednesday. Yassin Salhi, 35, hanged himself from the bars of his cell using his bedsheets on Tuesday night, according to authorities at…
LONDON (AP) — Prime Minister David Cameron's office says he will look into a lawmaker's claim that U.S. officials prevented a British Muslim family from flying to Disneyland for a planned holiday.
These 12 Stunning Underwater Discoveries Will Definitely Make Your Jaw Drop! It's Crazy To Think That Humans Have Only Explored 5% Of The Worlds...
Attorney General Mark R. Herring is making a major change to Virginia's gun laws.
After six months of trying – and failing – to determine the identity of an object that resembles a gilded rolling pin, experts at the Israel Antiquities Authority decided on Tuesday morning to hand the task over to “the wisdom of the masses” on Facebook. Recommended: Are you scientifically…
It's a brand-new design for the 2016 Toyota Prius, but it's also instantly familiar when you first see it.
No such thing as a free lunch, indeed.
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When Saddam Hussein swiped $1 billion from Iraq's central bank on the eve of the U.S. invasion, it was just the start of the stealing.
A young girl watches through the glass as a killer whale passes by while swimming in a display tank at SeaWorld, in San Diego on Nov. 30, 2006. (AP Photo/Chris Park)
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — An Alabama teenager pleaded guilty Tuesday in the death of his 9-year-old half-sister, who was hanged from a tree in their yard, but the motive remains a mystery to prosecutors more than three years later.