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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredThe shock purge and execution of the North Korean leader's uncle stemmed from his attempts to take control of the country's lucrative coal export business, South Korea's spy chief told lawmakers Monday. Jang Song-Thaek, the once-powerful uncle and political regent to young leader Kim Jong-Un, was…
WEST MONROE, La. (AP) — "Faith. Family. Ducks." It's the unofficial motto for the family featured in the TV reality show Duck Dynasty and that homespun philosophy permeates nearly everything in this small north Louisiana town.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Pentagon's top civilian says it's time to tame burgeoning military personnel costs, but he's facing a test of wills with the nation's powerful veterans groups, which want no cut in their benefits.
Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren, appearing today on the “This Week” powerhouse roundtable, savaged President Obama for his last scheduled press conference of the year, calling him “pathetic.” “The president’s most powerful weapon as president has been his ability to inspire, that’s his greatest...
Marlise Munoz is on life support, but Texas state law puts the rights of a fetus over the wishes of its mother. Doctors have no idea what impact the oxygen deprivation Marlise suffered will have if the baby if it is delivered.
MIAMI (AP) — Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union are engaged.
Hollywood Park, once America's most famous horse racing showplace with legendary moviemakers and film stars among its patrons, closed Sunday after 75 years with a final slate of 11 races. Such equine icons as Seabiscuit, Citation, Affirmed, John Henry and Zenyatta competed at the impressive venue…
Militant anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd on Monday dismissed as a "sham" Australian government plans to track Japan's annual whale hunt by air instead of by sea, saying it was a toothless and "cowardly" response. Australia on Sunday announced an aerial Customs and Border Protection mission to the…
Chinese users welcomed a long-awaited tie-up between Apple and China Mobile, the world's biggest wireless operator, but analysts warned Monday that the deal's impact depends on the quality of the carrier's 4G network. The US technology giant and China Mobile on Sunday unveiled the agreement to…
British retailer Marks & Spencer faced criticism on Monday after it emerged that it allows Muslim staff to refuse to sell customers pork and alcohol. More than 8,000 people have signed up to a Facebook page calling for a boycott of the chain after an "extremely apologetic" Muslim checkout worker…
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — The family of a Northern California girl on life support after being declared brain dead was expected to appear with hospital officials in court Monday to announce the name of the independent physician it has chosen to provide a second opinion on the girl's condition.
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A British Airways aircraft carrying 202 people struck an office building at Johannesburg's OR Tambo International Airport with its wing while taxiing for take-off late on Sunday, slightly injuring four, aviation authorities said. The Boeing 747-400 en route for London Heathrow Airport took a…
China's ruling Communist Party told the already tightly monitored state media on Monday that they should not be reporting on "wrong points of view" and instead cover positive stories that promote "socialist values". Traditionally, Chinese state media has been the key vehicle for party propaganda. …
Mikhail Khodorkovsky served over a decade in Russian prisons after once boasting a multi-billion-dollar fortune but must now carve out a new role for himself as a free man in exile. Khodorkovsky's surprise release and transfer to Germany after a pardon from President Vladimir Putin marked the…
CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — After the first full day of winter brought everything from balmy temperatures along the Mid-Atlantic to snow in the Midwest and ice, snow and flooding in the Great Lakes, some people could be left in the dark for Christmas.