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In one of his most vicious attacks yet against former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump used a sexually derogatory remark in reference to her.
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
After years of tense relations with President Bashar al-Assad, Saudi Arabia has adopted a bolder approach towards Syria, prompted by rival Iran's growing regional influence. The kingdom recently brought Syrian political and armed opposition factions together for unprecedented talks in Riyadh, the…
DEAR ABBY: I have been a nurse for 35 years, and over time, I have noticed a decline in simple courtesy from people who visit friends or relatives in the hospital. Several things visitors should keep in mind:1. If you don't know what room the patient has been assigned, ask. Don't wander in and out…
Twenty cars line up between police cruisers in a violent northeastern Mexican city, ready to be escorted at high speed across a notorious "death highway" infested with gangs that kill and kidnap. Many are Mexican migrants who drove across the border to Matamoros from the United States, bearing…
These Are The Most Hilarious Pictures On The Web. You Will Laugh And Cringe At #7
Iraq's armed forces stormed the center of Ramadi on Tuesday, a spokesman for the counter-terrorism units said, in a drive to dislodge Islamic State militants from their remaining stronghold in a city they captured in May. The operation to recapture Ramadi, a Sunni Muslim city on the river Euphrates…
TOKYO (AP) — Japan said it spotted for the first time Tuesday an armed Chinese coast guard ship near islands at the center of a long-running territorial dispute between the two Asian giants.
Australian scientists Tuesday hailed the discovery of two sea snake species feared to have become extinct years ago off the Western Australia coast. The short-nose sea snake and the leaf-scaled sea snake had not been seen since disappearing from their only known habitat on Ashmore Reef in the Timor…
Are you planning to travel to the United Arab Emirates soon? Well, you probably aren't, but if you are and you have tens of thousands of dollars to spend, you should really consider trying The Residence on Etihad Airways' A380 jet for the most luxurious flight ever. Brian Kelly, a.k.a., "The Points…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) — The former security chief for a national group that operates state lotteries personally bought two prize-winning tickets in Kansas worth $44,000, investigators said Monday, bringing to five the number of states where he may have fixed games to enrich himself and associates.
This final teaser will have to satiate truck fans through the holiday season, until its debut at the Detroit Auto Show in January.
The Price Family of Gilroy died in a small plane crash as they were flying from San Jose to an airport outside of Las Vegas.
"It's not that f*cking cool when I'm dying."
Chicago Bulls forward Pau Gasol called out his teammates for a lack of urgency after a 105-102 loss to the Brooklyn Nets in which Joakim Noah was injured. The Nets, a woeful 8-20 on the season, snapped an eight-game road losing streak while the Bulls lost their third in a row and fell to 15-11.…
Starting today, all individuals who own drones that weigh .55 pounds or more will be required to register their devices with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). The registration process costs $5, but the FAA, in an effort to foster compliance, has said that it will waive the processing fee…
Jesse Perkins, 20, Edward Perkins, 19, and Thomas Perkins, 18, are accused of randomly attacking Dessie Hancock, 83, on Friday when she was walking up a driveway to visit a neighbor, according to the Irving, Texas, police. The men are charged with aggravated assault, but could be facing murder…
Colombians celebrated for a little more than two minutes what appeared to be an unprecedented feat for this beauty pageant-obsessed South American nation: back-to-back Miss Universe titles. From President Juan Manuel Santos to Miss Colombia’s relatives in the Caribbean port city of Barranquilla,…
You work your whole life to set yourself up for a comforatble retirement. Don't make these 10 devastating mistakes that retired people often make.
By Alexandra Harney SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Liu Nanfeng has five air purifiers, two air quality monitors and a water purification system in his Beijing apartment. "It feels hopeless." China's persistent pollution and regular product safety scandals are driving an increasing number of consumers to…
CLEVELAND (AP) — A ruckus over the cultural sensitivity of cafeteria food at Ohio's Oberlin College has led to heaping servings of both derision and sympathy.
Five years after the country’s president and 95 others went down in a forest in Russia, Poland’s new leaders are pouring fuel on the cover-up fire.