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The newspaper said Carter, who two weeks ago said he is now cancer-free, appeared at the Maranatha Baptist Church to teach his regular Sunday school class and told church members that his grandson had died a few hours before. The 91-year-old former president told the church Jeremy Carter had felt…
There are 4 terrifying things that happen right before a heart attack. If you're over 55 years of age, then you better read this.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — The latest from the Miss Universe beauty pageant (all times local):
This weekend, veteran political journalist Jeff Greenfield said that some GOP insiders are theorizing about a third-party candidate to oppose Donald Trump, if he wins the Republican nomination. By any means, that scenario is complicated but with some precedent.
Saudi Arabia intercepted a missile fired before dawn Monday from Yemen towards its southern border region, the coalition said, in the latest such attack despite a ceasefire and peace talks. In a brief statement, the Saudi-led coalition fighting in Yemen since March said air defences stopped the…
DEAR ABBY: I am turning 40 and have never been married. Lately, on dates, men have started asking me why I've never married. It makes me uncomfortable, and I don't know how to answer them.I have always been attracted to emotionally abusive men and have always been the one to break things off. I was…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
They may not feel how you think.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — The latest about a fatal car-pedestrian crash Sunday night on the Las Vegas Strip (all times local):
An archaeologist said Sunday that Maia, Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun's wet nurse, may have actually been his sister Meritaten, reviving speculation about the identity of the mother of the boy king. DNA tests have proved that the pharaoh Akhenaten was the father of Tutankhamun, but the identity of…
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Brent crude prices hit their lowest in over 11 years on Monday, hounded by a relentless rise in global supply that looks set to outpace demand again next year. Oil production is running close to record highs and, with more barrels poised to enter the market from the likes of Iran, the United States…
The fourth completely reimagined or refreshed light truck from the Japanese car maker within the last two years, Honda has very high hopes that Ridgline will make a huge impact on the US market despite the immense competition in the segment from the likes of the Ford F 150 and Chevrolet Silverado.…
Russia is not trying to bring back the USSR, President Vladimir Putin said in a documentary aired Sunday, but the problem is that "nobody wants to believe it". Since the beginning of the Ukraine crisis, which saw pro-Russian leader Viktor Yanukovych ousted by pro-European demonstrators, Moscow has…
Thanks to a label that reads “Product of the USA,” consumers have been able to find out a package of steaks or pork chops in the freezer section at their local grocery store came from America. The country-of-origin labeling rule, known as COOL, was repealed under the federal spending bill passed…
These Are The Most Hilarious Pictures On The Web. You Will Laugh And Cringe At #7
PITTSBURGH (AP) — Mike Tomlin appreciates a good halftime tweak as much as the next coach. The one he and the rest of the Pittsburgh Steelers staff made trailing Denver by two touchdowns through two quarters on Sunday had less to do with strategy and more to do with common sense.
Time to take the artisanally inclined away from graphic design and shade-grown coffee and put them to better use.
Philadelphia Police say an argument at a home in West Oak Lane during Sunday's Eagles game led to gunfire that left one man dead and 2 others injured.
By David Becker LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - One person was killed and dozens were injured on Sunday when a woman deliberately drove her car onto a crowded sidewalk on the Las Vegas Strip, near the hotel where the Miss Universe beauty pageant was being held, police said. The woman, who had a…
15 Incredibly Large Animals You Won’t Believe Are Real!
The insurgent was wounded while battling the Afghan army and is now flanked by soldiers throughout his medical treatment at the nation's largest military hospital. "We are treated in the same place, it's very strange but there is nothing I can do," says Mohammed, a soldier with a bullet wound to…
A fatal weekend house fire in Massachusetts has eerie similarities with an even deadlier blaze at the site of the same home more than 60 years ago.
Few animals alive today have been around as long as the alligator gar. Ultimately, the case of the alligator gar prompts an interesting question: in our era of mass species extinction, are ugly animals doomed? The alligator gar, the largest of the clan, thrived in North America’s Mississippi Valley…