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This edition was generated on Sun Dec 20 08:45:01 EST 2015
She's trained her sights elsewhere.
There are 4 surprising things that happen right before a heart attack. If you're over 55 years of age, then you better read this.
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Rafael dos Anjos stopped Donald Cerrone at 1:06 of the first round Saturday night to retain the UFC lightweight title.
Numerous tips have been reported on the possible whereabouts of a Texas teen from a wealthy family suspected of violating a probation deal that kept him out of prison for killing four people in a drunken-driving crash, a sheriff said on Friday. The U.S. Marshals Service has joined Texas officials…
DEAR ABBY: I am an administrative assistant. Part of my job is to make the arrangements for our department Christmas party. Every year we go out in a group of about 15 people. I no longer wish to attend these events. Group settings make me nervous. In addition, we all have to buy gender-neutral…
Balmy weather is only one reason it won’t be a white Christmas in New York City. Police and federal agents announced today they seized a "staggering" load of cocaine in the Bronx where it had been shipped from Massachusetts, and arrested two men from Puerto Rico alleged to be part of a major drug…
These Are The Most Hilarious Pictures On The Web. You Will Laugh And Cringe At #7
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — UCSF Medical Center has voluntarily suspended its living donor program for kidney transplants after a living donor died last month.
The jury chose Shaymaa Abdelrahman, a tall, green-eyed 20-year-old from Iraq's multi-ethnic city of Kirkuk. "I'm very happy to see Iraq going forward," the new beauty queen told AFP as she tried to fend off a scrum of admirers hoping to clinch a selfie. Wearing her sash and holding her bouquet,…
BEIRUT (AP) — Samir Kantar, a Lebanese who was convicted of carrying out one of the most notorious attacks in Israeli history and spent nearly three decades in an Israeli prison, has been killed by an Israeli airstrike near the Syrian capital, the Lebanese Shiite Hezbollah group said Sunday.
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
Sanders and Clinton emerge with strong performances.
The Golden State Warriors avenged their only defeat of the NBA season, rallying for a 121-112 victory over the Milwaukee Bucks. Six nights after the Bucks ended the Warriors' season-opening winning streak at 24 games, Milwaukee threatened to hand Golden State a first defeat on their home floor in…
A landslide hit the southern Chinese city of Shenzhen in Guangdong province on Sunday, burying 22 buildings and leaving 27 people missing, state media reported. A nearby section of China's major West-East natural gas pipeline also exploded, the official China Central Television (CCTV) broadcaster…
Once the largest ship in the world, the first of a new generation of supercarriers, the USS Midway is now a museum ship in San Diego. Here's a full tour.
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
Family members gathered Saturday night in North Philadelphia to mourn an infant who died earlier this week.
Los Angeles Police Commander Phillip Tingirides told reporters the man had been taken on Saturday afternoon to Harbor-UCLA Medical Center for treatment after his arrest earlier in the day. Tingirides said witnesses reported the man as being calm and cooperative until the hospital was ready to…
When you think of Florida, images of cities like Orlando, Miami and Tampa may come to mind. And while these cities offer enticing reasons to plan a trip and are exciting in their own right, there is much more to the Sunshine State than South Beach and Walt Disney World. Florida is home to less…
From glitzy malls and high-rise flats to five-star hotels, a luxury building boom in Phnom Penh is transforming a capital once reduced to a ghost town into one of Asia's fastest growing cities. Inside the recently opened Aeon Mall in the heart of Phnom Penh, Cambodia's first mega shopping centre,…
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SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez on Friday apologized for the actions of her staff during her annual holiday party at a downtown Santa Fe hotel and also said she should have handled it differently.
Sick of playing second fiddle to the West, Russia is bolstering its businesses by turning to African countries.
"Maybe you should give yourself a year off looking at ways to fund your graduate education."