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CLEVELAND (AP) — The wife of PGA champion Jason Day has been treated and released from a hospital after star LeBron James crashed into her during the Cavaliers' win over the Oklahoma City Thunder on Thursday night.
The daunting size of these doggies will stun you! But despite their size, they're as sweet as can be!
DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been married three years. It has been rocky since year two. She's a great mother to our kids, especially the one who is medically challenged. We have broken up twice so far, and are now back together. However, because of my job, we live in different states. Bottom…
Martin Shkreli, a 32-year-old former hedge fund manager and relentless self-promoter who has called himself “the world’s most eligible bachelor” on Twitter, was arrested in a gray hoodie and taken into federal court in Brooklyn, where he pleaded not guilty. Prosecutors said that between 2009 and…
The picture went viral, sparking outrage, with many feeling the photo is sexist and sending the message women should not speak.
In an exclusive interview, Chuck Hagel said the Obama administration micromanaged the Pentagon, stabbed him in the back on the way out -- and still has no strategy for fixing Syria.
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
LOS ANGELES (AP) — After months of secrecy and anticipation, "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" is thrilling fans and theater owners alike.
By Steve Holland WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush's campaign has looked into whether it is possible to withdraw a pledge to support the eventual nominee if it is Donald Trump, a senior Bush aide said on Thursday, in a sign of the deep enmity between the two. The…
Is there anything purer than the look of pride on a nerdy engineer's face when he realizes he's created a working lightsaber model? The answer to that question is "no," as a new video posted by electrical engineer Allen Pan will demonstrate. FROM EARLIER: Why Martin Shkreli is the best corporate…
A technician working for Air India has died after being sucked into a jet engine as the plane pushed back for take-off at Mumbai airport, the airline and reports said. The freak accident happened on Wednesday evening when the co-pilot of flight AI 619 to Hyderabad in India's south mistook a signal…
These Are Some Of The Most Hilarious Pictures Captured In 2015.
Democratic Party candidate Bernie Sanders has been suspended from viewing his party's voter records after it was discovered that one of his staffers viewed confidential information from Hillary Clinton's campaign. The information was accessed on Wednesday, BuzzFeed News reports, when a bug in the…
About half of all patients who enter a U.S. hospital are prescribed an acid-reducing drug, called a proton-pump inhibitor. Many patients who were taking a PPI to manage a pre-existing condition are continued on PPIs upon admission, and roughly 1 in every 5 patients receives a new PPI prescription…
A manhunt was underway on Thursday for a wealthy Texas teenager, described at trial as being afflicted with “affluenza,” who apparently fled to avoid violating a probation deal that kept him out of prison for killing four in a drunken-driving crash. The 18-year-old named by Tarrant County officials…
In horror movies, "the way most zombie outbreaks happen is through an infection," Smith told Live Science. That's why Smith wrote the tongue-in-cheek piece for the BMJ's traditionally goofy Christmas issue. "We spread zombie science around the country," Smith said.
Trying to build momentum.
CINCINNATI (AP) — Todd Frazier smacked one ball after another into the outfield seats as the clock ticked away, bringing the capacity crowd at Great American Ball Park to its feet for one of the best moments in the ballpark's history.
A group of US special operations troops who had traveled to Libya to "foster relationships" was kicked out of the conflict-torn country soon after they arrived, the Pentagon said Thursday. A Facebook page belonging to the Libyan air force posted photographs of the men, who were dressed in rugged…
As consumers continue to cut the cord in increasing numbers, having an Internet connection that can ably stream online video from the likes of Amazon and Netflix is extremely important. Especially as the quantity of 4K video content continues to rise, viewers will want to make sure that their…
He's not your typical investor. One investment idea sent him on his way to earning six figures while still living with his mother and father.
Arunachalam Muruganantham’s journey to create a low-cost sanitary pad began 19 years ago, against many odds: he was a school dropout from a poor village who wanted to design a woman’s product. The 52-year-old social entrepreneur is the man behind an inexpensive machine that manufactures affordable…
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