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The West's policies on Iran and Syria are a "dangerous gamble" and Saudi Arabia is prepared to act on its own to safeguard security in the region, a top Saudi diplomat said. "We believe that many of the West’s policies on both Iran and Syria risk the stability and security of the Middle East," the…
BOSTON (AP) — Police in Massachusetts only recently learned that a boy whose family had been getting state social-services help has been missing since September, leading to charges against the child's mother and her boyfriend and the firing of a social worker and the worker's supervisor.
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DEAR ABBY: A couple of years ago, my husband informed me that he likes to dress in women's clothing. (Shipping and handling are included in the price.)
N.J. Burkett reports from Long Island
Who needs Santa Claus when you hold one of two winning tickets announced in the $636 million Mega Millions lottery in the United States? The life-changing stubs for the second richest pot in American lottery history were sold in San Jose, California at a gift shop and at a newsstand in Atlanta,…
North Korea Leadership Portrait Does Not Include Wife of Purged Mentor
JOHANNESBURG (AP) — An ongoing feud between some of the Mandela family members which has made headlines in the past year has taken another turn with a report that Mandla Mandela was locked out of the family's homestead in the village of Qunu by relatives four days before his grandfather, Nelson…
The New Pontiff Has Utterly Changed the Message of the World’s Largest Christian Denomination
Japan announced Tuesday it will buy stealth fighters, drones and submarines as part of a splurge on military hardware that will beef up defence of far-flung islands amid a simmering territorial row with China. The cabinet of hawkish Prime Minister Shinzo Abe agreed to spend 24.7 trillion yen ($240…
Kobe Bryant scores 21 points in leading Lakers to 2nd win in 3 games, beating Memphis 96-92
CENTENNIAL, Colo. (AP) — The Colorado high school student who critically wounded a classmate before killing himself on Friday may have planned to attack five rooms inside the school, a sheriff said.
Jackie Waters of Beeville, Texas used to drink three to four 32-ounce Diet Cokes per day. "I ate whatever I wanted to eat, whenever I wanted to eat," says Waters, who turns 50 on Jan. 13. She focused entirely on them, Waters says, and neglected herself.
US officials admitted that they strip-searched a female Indian diplomat after she was arrested in New York in a new twist to a growing row that has seen India hit back with reprisals such as removing security barriers around the US embassy. The State Department sought to calm tensions saying…
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Merle Haggard can still remember the first time he heard Ray Price's voice come out of the radio, fronting Lefty Frizzell's band on "If You're Ever Lonely Darling" in 1951. And the memory of hearing "I'll Be There" for the first time in 1954 still makes him break out into…
Bidding for a painting by George Zimmerman, whose 2012 killing of black youth Trayvon Martin sparked national outrage, neared $100,000 on Tuesday in an online auction that ends Sunday. The signed patriotic blue-hued portrayal of the Stars and Stripes flag is overlayed with the words "God, One…
CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — More snow and frigid temperatures trudged into the Northeast on Tuesday even as crews continued to clean up from a weekend storm.
It appears humans’ love and reverence for cats is a touch one-sided.