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"Affluenza" teen Ethan Couch is back in the news after viral video.
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DEAR ABBY: After I became an adult and left home, my father remarried a woman with a grown son. "Jack" has been incarcerated for the past several years. I have only vague information about what he did, but I do know it was related to drugs and gang affiliation. His mother insists he was "framed"…
WASHINGTON (AP) — From finance companies and manufacturers to teachers and the working poor, there is a tax break for almost everyone in the massive package unveiled by congressional leaders.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A group of black parents plans to present a petition calling for officials to drop charges against a 16-year-old South Carolina high school student who was videotaped being yanked from her desk and thrown to the floor by a police officer in her classroom.
A United States Secret Service officer formerly assigned to the White House was shot and killed on Tuesday in Washington D.C.
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A technician working for Air India has died after being sucked into a jet engine as the plane pushed back for take-off at Mumbai airport, the airline and reports said. The freak accident happened on Wednesday evening when the co-pilot of flight AI 619 to Hyderabad in India's south mistook a signal…
The only thing scarier than ISIS to these people is telling the truth.
By Greg Torode XUAN MAI, Vietnam (Reuters) - Vietnam's military is steeling itself for conflict with China as it accelerates a decade-long modernization drive, Hanoi's biggest arms buildup since the height of the Vietnam War. The ruling Communist Party's goal is to deter its giant northern…
The small number of people in the U.S. who contracted Ebola have all experienced complications from the disease after they recovered, including hair loss, joint pain and eye problems, according to a new report. Five survivors said they had eye problems, including pain, discomfort or blurriness, and…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
American Abby Wambach, whose 184 goals make her the top scorer in international football history, retired with a bang on Wednesday, saying the US Soccer Federation should fire men's coach Jurgen Klinsmann. Honored by US Soccer before the match, Wambach wore the captain's armband before departing to…
A security guard has been arrested for stealing $5 million in diamonds from a New York jeweler after a construction worker accidentally threw the precious stones in the trash, police said. Wilfred Martinez was charged with the theft after police said he was caught on surveillance video from inside…
DEAR ABBY: I have always struggled with a lack of self-esteem and confidence. I would like to get breast implants. It's not to seek attention or anything; it's merely to feel better about myself. Clothes don't fit me properly, and I am embarrassed.My boyfriend is completely against it. He says he…
SEATTLE (AP) — More school districts around the U.S. are heeding the advice of scientists who have long said that expecting teens to show up to class before 8 a.m. isn't good for their health or their report cards.
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In order to hit the goal of warming “well below” 2 degrees Celsius, we’re relying on a host of unproven, risky future technologies.
Police say the girl was walking around 8:15 a.m. near 147th Street and 13th Avenue in Whitestone when she was attacked by a man wearing a surgical mask and gloves.
On Dec. 7, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said there should be a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States,” Politico reported. “The more you speak about Islam and against all Muslims, the more terrorists we create,” Yousafzai told the U.K.‘s Channel 4…
North Korea has warned the United States of "unimaginable consequences" from its "hostile" policy toward the nuclear armed state, urging Washington to accept its long-standing demand for a peace treaty. The warning was made in a statement from the North's foreign ministry late Wednesday in reaction…
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Provide-SavingsSponsoredInfections with Zika virus, which is carried by mosquitos, are on the rise across the Americas, raising concerns among health officials. On Thursday (Dec. 10), officials in Panama announced the country's first case of locally acquired Zika virus — meaning that a person caught the disease from a…
ISTANBUL (AP) — The murder of the young Syrian activist took place close enough to his family's home that his youngest brother heard his piercing scream. Ibrahim Abdelqader's attackers stabbed him dozens of times and left his partially decapitated corpse hanging from a doorframe.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - India's Defence Acquisition Council has cleared the purchase of five S-400 air defense systems from Russia, two defense ministry sources said on Thursday. One of the sources, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the deal is expected to cost around 300 billion rupees…