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DEAR ABBY: I have always struggled with a lack of self-esteem and confidence. I would like to get breast implants. It's not to seek attention or anything; it's merely to feel better about myself. Clothes don't fit me properly, and I am embarrassed.My boyfriend is completely against it. He says he…
United States drivers are stunned that they never knew this. If you drive less than 50 mi/day, you better read this...
The parents who starved to death their nine-year-old disabled son and nearly did the same to a disabled daughter face decades in a Pennsylvania prison at their sentencing on Wednesday for murder. After they pleaded guilty, prosecutor Sean McCormack said he would seek consecutive sentences amounting…
"[The Supreme Court] has not recognized an absolute right of everybody to bear arms."
The suspect, who was said to be dressed up for the heist, made off with $78,000 during the hold-up in the Soundview section, according to police.
CORDELL, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma prosecutors have charged a woman in the shooting death of a widower who let her move in after they met through Craigslist following the death of his wife of nearly 40 years.
I've been drinking this well over 3 weeks now and my friends keep on asking me how i got slim so quickly. I'm almost half the size i was before.
Stephen Curry and the Golden State Warriors dominated the NBA in 2015, winning the team's first league title since 1975 and starting the 2015-16 campaign with a record-setting win streak. As the year began, LeBron James was pulling together an injury-hit Cleveland Cavaliers team in his first season…
BEIRUT (AP) — Syrian government forces captured a strategic mountain in the country's northwest on Wednesday, inching closer to a rebel-held stronghold in the coastal province of Latakia, state media and a monitoring group said.
The general rule of thumb is that if your loved one has a lot of debt, and there's plenty of money to pay it off, the debt will be paid off, according to Tim Gagnon, a professor of accounting at the D'Amore-McKim School of Business at Northeastern University in Boston. Is anyone responsible for the…
Two Missouri lawmakers have a message for student athletes thinking of striking.
These Are Some Of The Most Hilarious Pictures Captured In 2015.
By Jack Kim SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's highest court has sentenced a South Korea-born Canadian pastor to hard labor for life for subversion, the North's official KCNA news agency reported on Wednesday. Hyeon Soo Lim, the head pastor at a Toronto church that is one of Canada's largest, has been…
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A child abuse investigation led to the bodies of two young children inside a commercial storage unit in Northern California, along with a starving, injured 9-year-old at a house about 140 miles away, authorities said Tuesday.
Ukraine will suspend trade with Crimea in 30 days time, Prime Minister Arseny Yatseniuk said on Wednesday, adding that restoring electricity to the peninsula will be a separate issue. Crimea, annexed by Russia last year, is suffering blackouts after four pylons that supplied the peninsula were…
There’s a lot of anger out there toward America, but in some predominantly Muslim countries the trend lines are improving.
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
On December 14, 1799, George Washington died at his home after a brief illness and after losing about 40 percent of his blood. So what killed the 67-year-old former President?
From war-torn Syria to a windswept island off the west coast of Scotland, nine newly-arrived refugee families are struggling to adjust to new lives in a very unfamiliar world. The other woman, who wore a black headscarf, said she could not find Arabic coffee, roast pumpkin seeds or "Mate", a…
Charges have been filed against a man who stopped traffic on a busy freeway for a marriage proposal.
The methodical brand of basketball that Bo Ryan ran at Wisconsin rarely surprised opponents as it piled up wins and two trips to the Final Four over the last two seasons.
Men, reduce the look of wrinkles, sagging skin and fine lines with this affordable and effective skin tightening treatment without leaving your home.
"How would intentionally killing innocent civilians set us apart from ISIS?"
“But I wasn’t chewing any gum,” the 10-year-old begged, insisting he was innocent. “You’re a liar!” the adult reportedly responded. “Now you’re really going to get it because you keep lying to me.”
MIAMI (AP) — A 13-year-old boy has been charged with stabbing a woman visiting the Florida nudist resort where he lives, authorities said Tuesday.