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Scientists who were studying the San Francisco Bay's strong tides reconstructed the possible routes of the audacious 1962 escape. The men might have been able to find shelter on an outcrop near the Golden Gate Bridge — that is, if they weren't swept out to sea first, according to the study. The…
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AdChoicesoldnavySponsored(Reuters) - Two child passengers died when a car driven by a 9-year-old boy in rural Mississippi crashed while being pursued by police, authorities said on Monday. The incident occurred on Friday night after the car turned to avoid a mandatory checkpoint on Highway 35, just north of the town of…
The Islamic State (IS) group on Monday released pictures of the execution of 13 men described as anti-jihadist Sunni tribal fighters near the northern city of Tikrit. Local residents confirmed to AFP that a mass execution had taken place on a large roundabout six kilometres (four miles) east of the…
A Texas police officer has been placed on administrative duty after his dashboard camera caught him Tasering an elderly man.
By Oliver Holmes BEIRUT (Reuters) - Around 100 Syrian soldiers and 80 Islamist fighters were killed during a two-day battle in which insurgents captured the Wadi al-Deif military base, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights monitoring group said on Tuesday. The Britain-based group said Islamist…
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Amal Alamuddin Clooney is a human rights activist and lawyer. In her presentation of the award, Walters calls marrying George Clooney "one of the greatest achievements in human history." She then lists all of the women that Clooney dated in the last ten years before even getting to Amal. Walters…
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah man was behind bars Monday after police said he broke into a downtown Salt Lake City theater with a knife and tried to kidnap a 12-year-old actress.
Rocky Rush, a 37-year-old single father from Nebraska, has gone without health insurance for years due to the cost, and the Affordable Care Act hasn't changed that.
If the supervolcano underneath Yellowstone National Park ever had another massive eruption, it could spew ash for thousands of miles across the United States, damaging buildings, smothering crops, and shutting down power plants. It'd be a huge disaster.
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AdChoicesAmerican Express®SponsoredA teenager was killed in a shark attack at a reef off Australia's northeast coast on Monday, with ambulance officials saying he was dead by the time he reached shore. The 17-year-old was bitten on the upper thigh at Rudder Reef off Port Douglas, about 60 kilometres (37 miles) north of Cairns, and…
MOSCOW (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin ordered snap military drills in Russia's westernmost Kaliningrad region earlier this month, the Defense Ministry said on Tuesday. The drills, which mobilized 9,000 soldiers and more than 55 naval ships, were carried out to test the military's combat…
A Ugandan maid was jailed for four years Monday for abusing a toddler in a case that shocked the country after a graphic video of the assault was made public. The 22-year-old maid, Jolly Tumuhiirwe, originally pleaded guilty last week to torture, but later the charge was reduced to abuse, to which…
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Bill Cosby broke his silence amid a flood of rape accusations in a very brief interview with The New York Post's Page Six.
McLaren Special Operations (MSO), the British manufacturer's custom car division, has presented a special limited edition of the 650S coupe. This series of just 50 cars commemorates the victory of the McLaren F1 GTR in the 1995 Le Mans 24 Hours Race.
A detective threatened Tasha Thomas, John Crawford's girlfriend, with jail time and suggested she was high during an interrogation that lasted more than 90 minutes. Throughout the questioning, Thomas can be heard pleading with the detective and swearing on the lives of her relatives that she didn't…
CHICAGO (AP) — Drew Brees saw a different attitude, noticed a better vibe this time.
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By Michael Fleeman LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A 14-year-old boy reported missing last week has been found dead in South Lake Tahoe, apparently killed by a 50-foot tree knocked down during a storm that struck California late last week, police said on Monday. Dejon Smith, a freshman at South Lake Tahoe…
[UPDATED] We have had an absolute deluge of problem updates from Redmond recently and some have been serious. What's up at Microsoft?
Updated December 15, 7:08 p.m.