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IGUALA, Mexico (AP) — The killer says he "disappeared" a man for the first time at age 20. Nine years later, he says, he has eliminated 30 people — maybe three in error.
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DEAR ABBY: I'm writing about the letter you printed from "Excited in Maryland" (Aug. 16), whose wife makes snide comments about his impending retirement. That milestone is the biggest, scariest life change people make -- a time marker like no other.With many people, our identity is tied to our…
AJ McCarron will make Andy Dalton feel like Drew Bledsoe.
On December 14, 1799, George Washington died at his home after a brief illness and after losing about 40 percent of his blood. So what killed the 67-year-old former President?
President Vladimir Putin has signed a law allowing Russia's Constitutional Court to decide whether or not to implement rulings of international human rights courts. The law, published on Tuesday on the government website, enables the Russian court to overturn decisions of the Strasbourg-based…
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BILLINGS, Montana (AP) — A federal judge has rejected a call for sanctions against the founder of a Montana resort for the ultra-rich who refused to leave his jail cell for a deposition, attorneys in the case said Monday.
Fans cheered the highly anticipated Hollywood premiere of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" with standing ovations, applause and screams of delight as the space epic resumes under tight security. As the stars of the latest installment of the epic walked the red carpet, fans -- some who had camped out…
About 50 homeless people are living in Terminal B of the airport in Queens, sleeping on flattened cardboard boxes on the floor or camped out in chairs, because they say the airport is safer and cleaner than shelters, according to the New York Post. “There ain’t nowhere else for me to go that is…
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Some travel journalists this week got to witness some cutting-edge aviation technology in action, although they probably would have preferred that they hadn’t. During the start of the first Qatar Airways flight from New York on a new Airbus A350, the airplane’s software determined that the runway…
Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump says Muslim extremists are "pouring in" to America and blames gun control for high death toll in recent Paris attacks. Rough Cut (no reporter narration).
A Texas plumber whose company pickup truck with logo and name clearly visible appeared in a photograph of a militant wielding an anti-aircraft weapon in Syria has sued the dealer he sold it to, saying the harassment it generated has damaged his business. Mark Oberholtzer, the owner of Mark-1…
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By Erin McPike WASHINGTON (Reuters) - When U.S. presidential candidate Ted Cruz withdrew from a fundraiser in Texas, his wife Heidi stepped in to charm donors. Another is planning a women's only event featuring Mrs. Cruz. Heidi Cruz, a Harvard Business School graduate and former Bush administration…
A long-standing peculiarity in Russian president Vladimir Putin's walk — with his right arm held almost immobile, while his left arm swings freely — has sparked speculation over the years about its origins, with rumors ranging from an in-utero stroke to a childhood bout with polio. Now, a new study…
SAMUT SAKHON, Thailand (AP) — Every morning at 2 a.m., they heard a kick on the door and a threat: Get up or get beaten. For the next 16 hours, No. 31 and his wife stood in the factory that owned them with their aching hands in ice water. They ripped the guts, heads, tails and shells off shrimp…
The EU was set to unveil on Tuesday controversial proposals for a new border and coastguard agency in response to Europe's migration crisis, with powers to intervene even when the host country does not consent. The new 1,000-strong force is aimed at slowing the record flow of nearly one million…
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — Killing time hours before kickoff at the New York Giants' hotel, Eli Manning plotted a play he wanted to try against the Miami Dolphins.
LOS ANGELES—When the remnants of Hurricane Linda drifted over Southern California in mid-September, giving Los Angeles two-and-a-half inches of desperately needed rain, the boulder-strewn, tree-lined stretch of the L.A. River known as the Glendale Narrows turned into a brown torrent. Such a…
The Sinaloa state attorney general, Marco Antonio Higuera, confirmed through a spokesman that all results showed the corpses were of the missing men, Dean Lucas and Adam Coleman. Lucas and Coleman, who were in Mexico surfing, were due to travel to the western city of Guadalajara on Nov. 21 but did…