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A former sheriff's corporal in Oregon was arrested on Sunday on charges of coercion, assault and other crimes over allegations that he forced a co-worker into continuing a sexual relationship, authorities said. Jonathan Christensen, who spent 16 years at the Washington County Sheriff's Office in…
Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections?
Turkey's foreign minister said Ankara's patience with Russia "has a limit" after Moscow's "exaggerated" reaction to a weekend naval incident between the two countries, an Italian newspaper reported on Monday. A Russian destroyer fired warning shots at a Turkish vessel in the Aegean on Sunday to…
Extreme high tides have turned streets into canal-like swamps in the Florida Keys, with armies of mosquitoes and the stench of stagnating water filling the air, and residents worried rising sea levels will put a damper on property values in the island chain. On Key Largo, a tropical isle famous for…
DEAR ABBY: My rapists are dead now, but I can see from the years since their attack what damage they have caused. I'm having medical complications that have developed over time, pain and suffering from those complications, PTSD and additional stress over pharmacy bills because of it. It has…
The Military has recently released technology that is now available to the public. Get yours before they run out - limited supply!
SOUTH JORDAN, Utah (AP) — A man in one Utah community says his neighbors have begun placing decoy packages on front porches in an effort to thwart holiday delivery thieves.
In a growing military rivalry with Beijing, U.S. commanders are looking for new anti-ship missiles and rewriting their war-fighting doctrine in the Pacific.
MIAMI (AP) — An 18-year-old woman was wounded in a stabbing Sunday while she walked on a nature trail at a Florida nudist resort, officials said.
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By Dmitry Zhdannikov and Amanda Cooper LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices fell for a seventh straight session on Monday, coming close to 11-year lows, on growing fears that the global oil glut would worsen in the months to come in a pricing war between leading OPEC and non-OPEC producers. Brent crude…
A Beijing court has recommended a suspended death sentence for the wife of disgraced Politburo member Bo Xilai be commuted to life in prison, after she showed repentance and committed no further crime, Chinese media said on Monday. Gu Kailai was sentenced in 2012 for murdering British businessman…
A Russian destroyer in the Aegean Sea on Sunday opened fire to avoid a collision with a Turkish fishing boat, the defence ministry said, as a bitter dispute over the shooting down of a Russian warplane raged on. "The crew of the Russian patrol ship Smetlivy which was located 22 kilometres (13.7…
These 12 Stunning Underwater Discoveries Will Definitely Make Your Jaw Drop! It's Crazy To Think That Humans Have Only Explored 5% Of The Worlds...
By Josiane Kouagheu DOUALA (Reuters) - Security forces armed with guns and arrows killed two young women wearing explosive vests in a north Cameroon town on Monday, the second raid there in days by suspected Boko Haram militants from neighbouring Nigeria, witnesses said. The would-be suicide…
More than 700,000 people in the central Philippines fled to safer areas for fear of giant waves, floods or landslides as Typhoon Melor slammed into the archipelago nation Monday, officials said. Samar was among areas devastated in 2013 by Typhoon Haiyan, when giant waves wiped out entire…
While most of his rivals, GOP officials and a handful of foreign leaders have condemned Donald Trump's call to temporarily bar Muslims from entering the country, many supporters of the Republican presidential hopeful have been baffled by the outrage.
DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my amazing husband for two years. He has worked his butt off to put me through school, and I am appreciative and thankful. He has recently been offered a promotion, which means we will have to move from the South to the Midwest. Though I'm not a fan of the idea, I…
You'll cry when you see where these top actors live. It's just not fair. Some of this stuff is simply crazy. #9 really gets me.
This time it's not about the cups ...
When her legs ache, this Mexican grandmother rubs them with marijuana-infused alcohol. My grandmother used it," she said, holding a plastic bottle filled with the leaves and liquid. When they're congested, the alcohol is rubbed on the chest and back.
Colombia found that drug bosses like Pablo Escobar can't be contained, and now Mexico is taking note.