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This edition was generated on Mon Dec 14 08:45:01 EST 2009
COPENHAGEN – China, India and other developing nations blocked U.N. climate talks on Monday, bringing negotiations to a halt with their demand that rich countries discuss much deeper cuts in their greenhouse gas emissions. Full Story »
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. – Dynamic DeSean Jackson danced his way into the record books, carrying the Philadelphia Eagles to the top of their division along the way. Full Story »
IRVING, Texas – Exxon Mobil says it will acquire XTO Energy in an all-stock transaction valued at $31 billion. Full Story »